Where did our Guru go?

Posts: 484 · Posted: 11.05.2007, 21:33

Just then Allight re-emerged from the woods with a strangely satisfied look on his face, and he seemed completely enthralled with Maw in her new red boots. Maw didnt return the affection though and stood behind Bower and Spook ,for protection I suppose, because Allight really was giving her up and down!!! As Allight looked over the mysterious lettering Lori212 showed up and studied the message also. Lori suggested we read the message backwards and every second letter at the same time. A message started to appear.
Luck is for slots Thought is for Poker
We knew then that this was a message written by the Guru. The second time through the message revealed this.
Bee1203 Krypto Under The Boardwalk

That was it. The four members of our administration were not being held ON THE BOARDWALK.....they were being held UNDER THE BOARDWALK!!!

Posts: 510 · Posted: 11.05.2007, 22:14

It is to loud in my household to read and understand any of it.... Shocked

will be back later :-) The only thing I did notice... I am not included in search for Guru ,why ? Laughing

Posts: 3276 · Posted: 11.05.2007, 22:14

As we were discussing how to get Under The Boardwalk Bee entered.Bee pleaded with us to forgive what she did because Krpto forced her hand by telling her she could have no more poker tournies thru GOTB unless she cooperated.They wanted Poker-Crush off line.Bee said the password to Under The Boardwalk was KittyKat.Now we had to discuss strategy.

Posts: 484 · Posted: 12.05.2007, 21:40

Actually Kaska, check the last post on page 4....you are very much involved in the rescue mission....we would never leave you out !!LOL

Posts: 846 · Posted: 13.05.2007, 00:47

Poker strategy, Bower, or strategy how to get maw back in my boxer shorts? lol

Posts: 3276 · Posted: 13.05.2007, 03:41

Whatever turns your crank Al. Laughing

Posts: 301 · Posted: 14.05.2007, 18:56

Is it all over for trusty trio?
Will bee12o3 conquer the poker world?
Will Bower50 and his merry band of poker purist's win the battle of the baize?
Will kaska321 ever play leading lady?
Can win4maw really walk in those boot's?
Can allight really walk in those short's without them pinching?
Can spookth ever take his eye's off allight's tight butt?
Tune into Poker-Crush.com for the next series of..........

Posts: 510 · Posted: 17.05.2007, 18:50

Such a nice story... and I miss a lot of it... I was so crazy busy lately.
So, are we still looking for our Guru , or maybe we can run PC by ourselves from now on .... nope, bad idea I need more poker lessons for sure :-)

Posts: 301 · Posted: 17.05.2007, 19:46

Immediately after Bower50 mentioned stratagy. Kaskia in all her magnificent glory burst in and cried

What are we waiting for , we know our stratagy.

WIN,WIN,WIN

Posts: 3276 · Posted: 18.05.2007, 02:12

We are all winners at poker so I guess it's back to the tables for a real old Texas Holdem winner-take-all tourny.We need lotsa members from both forums partaking in it so let's start recruiting.Everyone who wants to play start posting and adding to the story.That means GOTB too,so Krypto get your troops over here.We need lotsa input to make this the tourny of the century.Remember what we're playing for.Our infamous Guru,Geno,OC and Royal.
To start off we need someone to set the scene for the tourny.

Posts: 654 · Posted: 26.05.2007, 23:26

I agree all the way, Bower! It is URGENT!

We need more writers and repeat writers because we MUST find and play for them!!!!

And I am ESPECIALLY concerned about our newest admin, RoyalCrush!

roflmaoooooooo!

royalblush

Posts: 301 · Posted: 27.05.2007, 23:45

As the plot thickens just like Grandma's famous onion gravy,
ALW scratches his head in a state of total and utter confusion and dares to ask the tuppence-ha'penny, the thre'penny-bit, and the two'n'sixpence question's?,

Are we gonna risk it,
For a chocolate biscuit?,

Would we be able to do it,
For a banana chewit?,

and....

Can we save the sinking ship,
For a strawberry sherbet dip?

Let the person who can figure these questions out step forward, and without delay, post us our instruction's.

Posts: 1825 · Posted: 28.05.2007, 01:34

Guys and Gals... you have made this story excellent! I am sorry I have not contributed as much since from the beginning but I have been "out of touch" sort of!

Keep it up and hope we find our Guru and staff all healthy and safe!

I will try to jump in soon when my brain starts to function again!

Continue PLEASE Smile

Posts: 301 · Posted: 28.05.2007, 07:14

Hi Valeria,

Hope your back in touch and doing okay,
Your wonderful down to earth sense of humour and dry wit were noticeably absent and surely missed by all
welcome back

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