Where did our Guru go?

Posts: 1825 · Posted: 05.05.2007, 23:11

Everyone sat quiet and still wondering what the outcome would be. Could they save their precious administators and Guru?

Everyone tensed as the next round began. The cards were dealt...

Suddenly the lights went out! Someone screamed. Everyone scrambled to get the lights back on.

The light blinded everyone for a moment as they looked around in confusion and saw....

Posts: 484 · Posted: 05.05.2007, 23:22

There was ALW and Beckie in their Red and Blue PC muscle shirts......and the Demonic Bee screamed the most horrible scream as she saw Bower and Spook sitting at the table in the same positions as before.......but their yellow and black GOTB outfits were gone and replaced with PC Red and Blue PC muscle shirts. Yes....all that were left sitting at the Poker table were 4 Poker-Crush poker players. Her evil scheme had failed miserably!!!

Posts: 484 · Posted: 05.05.2007, 23:26

But what of that dealer with the dress on?????????????

Posts: 3276 · Posted: 05.05.2007, 23:30

Allight slowly and very provocatively tore away the dress
revealing his Red and Blue PC boxer shorts.
PC dominated the tournie to win back our administrators,however..........

Posts: 1825 · Posted: 06.05.2007, 01:46

Suspicions were aroused. Why did the turncoats suddenly switch sides again? Was this another scheme?

Bee swore vengence and grabbed the the dress and vanished into the night. Everyone looked at each other in astonishment. Bee left but nobody knew now what was to become of our Guru, Geno, OC, and Royal.

Would they be returned? Kept forever in chains?

A plot was hatched to invade and rescue but no one was sure where the hideout was.

Everyone turned to look at Bower and spookth waiting to hear their explanations of why they were seemingly on Bee's side... were they party to the kidnapping? Was this another trick?

Posts: 3276 · Posted: 06.05.2007, 03:09

Spook and I went undercover to find out where their hideout was.
That ''yahoo" that delivered the ransom was a clue.We did a search for GOTB in the Yahoo search engine and found.............

Posts: 2913 · Posted: 06.05.2007, 03:35

God, I love you guys and gals!

When I have said, "Carry on", before, you always did. But to do so when I didn't have the opportunity to tell you is AMAZING!!

I have actually been out on the pro circuit, making sure I would play enough games against the best players to make this year's WSOP. NOW THAT IS GUARENTEED! I have another CHANCE to bring the world championship home to PC!

The first thing I saw when I got home and logged back in was this story! I AM SO PROUD THAT YOU FIGURED A WAY to keep things going in my absence!!!!!!!! That means so much to me.

I hate to leave for spells like that, but I DO have to keep up in the pro league. You guys pay the price for me working two jobs.
Playing as well as instructing. I AM sorry.

Your story fascinated me and I had to read it thru.

But now, I guess I'd better announce the winners for the last few contests!!!!!!!

GREAT GOING, my loyal and dependable ones. That is why PC is #1!!!!!!!!!!!

With love and gratitude,
Your Guru

Posts: 3276 · Posted: 06.05.2007, 03:59

No need to apologize Guru.We fully understand your absences and
appreciate every moment you give to us.Like the saying says:
"Absence makes the heart grow fonder" Thumbup

Posts: 846 · Posted: 06.05.2007, 17:04

Love the story so much I can't add anything to improve it...just want to "read" it unfold.....but please, bower, don't talk about my sexy evening wear and follow it with Bee and Al going at it.....almost too much to take!
Keep the gripping story going!!!!

Posts: 301 · Posted: 06.05.2007, 17:06

Absolutely priceless,

I love it here

Posts: 3276 · Posted: 06.05.2007, 19:01

........that Bee had a very busy forum with lotsa places to search.
Upon entering her Poker Pavilion I saw a very strange posting.It was titled..........

Posts: 301 · Posted: 07.05.2007, 05:07

ACME'S COMPLETE GUIDE

TO TAKING OVER THE CYBERWORLD BY NEXT MONDAY

IN THREE EASY STEP'S

Posts: 301 · Posted: 07.05.2007, 05:27

STEP ONE

KIDNAP THOSE NO-IT-ALL DO-GOODER'S, POKER GURU AND GENO
AND THAT LITTLE MISS GOODY-TWO-SHOE'S, ORANGE CRUSH

Posts: 301 · Posted: 07.05.2007, 10:55

STEP TWO

SPIKE BOTH SPOOKTH'S AND BOWER50'S MORNING CUPPA
WITH MY NEWLY INVENTED LOYALTY DRUG,
SO THEY SWITCH THEIR ALLEGIANCE'S TO ME.

Posts: 1253 · Posted: 07.05.2007, 12:00

Oh My God you Guys are Great!!!! Excellent story!!! lol Well except one small part .... "AND THAT LITTLE MISS GOODY-TWO-SHOE'S, ORANGE CRUSH" ..... boy have you got that part ALL wrong!!! Shocked

ROFLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Great Job Kids!!! lmaoooooooooo