Where did our Guru go?

Posts: 301 · Posted: 05.05.2007, 14:05

T.E.L.L. U.S W.H.E.R.E. O.U.R. P.O.K.E.R. G.U.R.U. I.S.

B--E--E--1--2--O--3

Posts: 1825 · Posted: 05.05.2007, 15:20

Everyone gathered together to look over the clues so far. They all decided the best course of action was to search the grounds and house for any and all clues they could find.

After hours of searching they all gathered into the kitchen to show what they find.

One person found a Royal Crown. Another a bing ball. Another a pair of glasses.

This was more serious than they thought. RoyalCrush's crown, OC's bingo ball and Geno's glasses.

All the administration from PC and CC were GONE!! Disappeared!

Who could have DONE this? Where were they????

Posts: 3276 · Posted: 05.05.2007, 15:20

I know one thing we can do.Boycot GOTB's tournies until they
tell us where Guru is.Al sent the message to Bee getting this as a reply............

Posts: 1825 · Posted: 05.05.2007, 15:22

Sorry for the typo's in previous post LOL

find = found
bing = bingo

Posts: 484 · Posted: 05.05.2007, 15:53

The return message was sent in a large wooden crate. ALW pryed the crate open and the whole room filled ith the foulest acrid smelling smoke. A huge muscular demon appeared that seemed to fill the room with his presence. He pulled a flaming fiddle from thin air and began to play the most horrible sounding tune. He spoke in a huge booming voice that sent fear through everyone.
" I am BEE1203,
I have your Guru here with me,
Your Geno, Royal, and OC
Are in my dungeon, and can't be freed.

I have them chained against my wall
I will not let them go at all,
Until our forums meet to play
And GOTB rules the day.

So gather your players one and all,
Theres a table ready at the wall,
There is where I'll get my wish,
And prove that all PC'ers are fish.
With those words the demon Bee1203 roared with ear shattering laughter"HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA" and disappeared.

Posts: 1825 · Posted: 05.05.2007, 15:56

(spooketh that was great!!! hahah so inspired!) continue on fellow PC'ers!

Posts: 3276 · Posted: 05.05.2007, 16:14

The winning forum gets to keep Geno,Royal,OC and Guru.
Eight players gathered around the table.PC had Valeria,Al,Beckie
and Kaska.GOTB team was Bee,Piet and the two-timing traitors
Bower and Spook.The cards were dealt and.............

Posts: 846 · Posted: 05.05.2007, 16:40

When the always astute Bower noticed something fishy about the dealer and after some embarassing investigating discovered is was allight in drag!!! He was trying to fix the game as dealer!!! But whose side was he trying to fix it for?........

Posts: 3276 · Posted: 05.05.2007, 16:59

After 2 hours of playing it looked like Allight was favoring GOTB and their bright yellow and black tshirts.Bee and Spook were the 2 top stacks followed closely by Valeria,Bower,Piet Kaska,ALW and Beckie.It was looking bad for PCers in their red and blue muscle shirts.

Posts: 301 · Posted: 05.05.2007, 19:35

" What are we doing ? " ,
" How can this be happening to us ? "
and
" I don't believe it! " were the crie's of the Crusher Crew.
" We need help ! "
" We need guidance ! "
" We need our Poker Guru ! " they wailed.
Then a very familiar and reassuring voice said calmly,
" My Crusher's, I believe in you, now its time to believe in yourselve's."
It was Poker Guru, he was in his self-meditative hypnotastical psychotransluceant state of out-of-bodiness that he uses before big tourney'sl , and blind date's
" Listen to me, have I ever lied to you, or given you any reason to mistrust me, in any way ? Have faith in me and my words. "
I say " YOU CAN DO IT "
" Show the world how this beautiful game should really be played."
" My prodige's, show the world, Beautiful Poker. "

Posts: 3276 · Posted: 05.05.2007, 20:26

This awesome experience motivated the PCers amazingly.Piet was put out in the next 30 minutes.However Bee,Bower and Spook still were winning.Bower and Spook were tough since they were trained by the Guru too.Bee then rivered Kaska and there was 3 left per team.

Posts: 301 · Posted: 05.05.2007, 21:35

The Crusher team, spurred on by their teacher's calm reassurance and wise word's,
together with the overwhelming pride that being a Crusher, and wearing the Crusher colour's gave them,
slowly began to get back on term's with this no-good bunch of dirty double crosser's.

Posts: 484 · Posted: 05.05.2007, 21:39

The next hand was down to the turn, Bee and Valeria were the only two left in. Bee had bet large after the flop but checked on the turn. Valeria sensing weakness in Bee's play went All-in. To Valerias horror,Bee called. Bee's trap had worked and her Trip Queens beat Valeria's Queens over Tens. This left 3 on GOTB and 2 PC'ers. Things were looking bleak for the PC'ers.

Posts: 484 · Posted: 05.05.2007, 21:44

BEE's Demonic Laughter could be heard for miles around...HAHAHAHAHAHAHA....."Poker supremacy shall belong to the boardwalk...." HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....

Posts: 3276 · Posted: 05.05.2007, 21:57

Allight looking sexy as hell in that black satin and lace evening gown dealt the next hand.Bee and ALW were going at it.Bee very confidently went all in and ALW quickly called her.Bee's ace high flush couldn't beat ALW's boat.It was now 2 on 2.GOTB still had the 2 big stacks,Bower and Spook.
Beckie and ALW still looked very confident sitting there.
Bee's demonic laughter could still be heard.