Sssshhh!! Be quiet as a mouse!!

Posts: 3854 · Posted: 19.01.2010, 01:08

My oh My it is like a tomb in here today!!

Random thoughts abound.......... Rolling Eyes

Like I wonder...

why do we park on a DRIVEWAY
Then drive on a PARKWAY??? Question

Posts: 1192 · Posted: 19.01.2010, 03:59

I don't know why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment,
but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?

If you throw a cat out of the car window does it become kitty litter?

Posts: 1704 · Posted: 19.01.2010, 09:55

lol who knows why its so quiet...but Why are there locks on the door of stores that are open 24/7 365 days a year.... If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy.....Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections......Why is a boxing ring square...who cares LMAOOOOO

Posts: 444 · Posted: 19.01.2010, 15:48

Hmmm..I really thought I posted here, and it's not here...must not've taken. Or else I'm just losing it.
If corn oil is made from corn, and peanut oil is made from peanuts, then how is baby oil made?
To improve something, why must you download an upgrade?
And why DO they sterilize needles for lethal injection? Not like a lil infection's gonna matter, lol.
Heard on a recent radio show about someone on death row who got to chose his method of death...Host says, I'm smarter than he is, I would have picked old age.

Posts: 1825 · Posted: 19.01.2010, 16:42

LOL Thanks guys.... made my day. Had a huge list of thesre things at one point Smile

Love them.

Posts: 1192 · Posted: 19.01.2010, 18:38

LOL thanks for the laugh here is few more.

Why don’t they call mustaches "mouthbrows?" ( my favorite)

If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?

Why do you feet smell and your nose runs?

When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?

Why is bra singular and panties plural?

Posts: 155 · Posted: 19.01.2010, 21:43

Just think..........
If the Indians had given the Pilgrims a donkey
instead of a turkey, we would all be having
a piece of ass this Thanksgiving!!....

Posts: 3854 · Posted: 19.01.2010, 23:23

LOL!! Love It!! Love It!!

Remember when these words meant:

Cut -you did with a knife.
Paste -you did with glue.
Web-was just a spider's home.
Virus -was just the flu.

Posts: 1192 · Posted: 20.01.2010, 04:23

this topic has been so much fun I was thinking maybe we could do something like this only with members and poker ie... all ih allight

you know try to make up names for each other I dunno maybe its a dumb idea

Posts: 3854 · Posted: 20.01.2010, 17:03

I like the idea Razz

You know me Joanna......

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I live for "jis playin" around and dancing!!

Posts: 444 · Posted: 21.01.2010, 15:06

You still the ESPB Patticakes?

Posts: 3854 · Posted: 21.01.2010, 17:28

LO

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