ALW01
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BOB
Bob and Dave are in the pub. Dave bets Bob £100, that he doesn’t know the next person who walks in. Bob Accepts the bet. A few minutes later, the pub doors open ,and in walks a old man, with a very bad limp, who immediately looks up and shouts over :
“ Hi there Bob, thanks a lot for helping me move house last week, you know I couldn‘t of managed it on my own, with my bad leg.“
“ Don’t mention it Johnno, I was just glad that I could help you mate” says Bob.
“ No way, that was just pure luck.” says Dave.
They both go outside into the street and Dave says:
“Right, I bet you £500 that you don’t know the next person who walks past us.” Bob accepts
A few minutes later, an old lady walks around the corner, as she slowly approaches the two guys, she looks up and immediately begins to smile.
" Bob!, how nice to see you again, I’m cooking you a dinner on Sunday as a thank you for rescuing my cat from up the tree.
“ No worries Mrs P, I was just glad that I could help.
Dave shakes his head in disbelief and says: “ Unbelievable.”
Next, he takes Bob to the Whitehouse gates and says:
“ I bet you £5,000 that you don’t know the President of the United States of America.” Bob accepts.
Just then, a security guards voice on the intercom system says:
“ Is that you Bob? What are you doing stood outside, you know the code number, come on in.
Go straight in, the Boss won't mind.
He wants to thank you for the great speech you wrote him last month. His popularity is at an all time high thanks to you.”
“ No worries.” says Bob. “ I was just glad I could help.”
By now, you can almost see steam coming out of Dave’s ears. He asks Bob for one final chance to win his money back. And as usual, Bob accepts.
Dave takes Bob to the Vatican and confidently offers Bob a double or quits bet that he doesn’t know the Pope. Bob accrpts the bet and says.
“ In 5 minutes, look up at the top floor balcony on the left.” Then walks into The Vatican.
Sure enough, exactly 5 minutes later Bob appears on the balcony shaking hands with The Pope.
They both give Dave a wave and a smile. A few minutes later Bob returns only to find Dave lying unconscious in the square.
Bob gently brings him round and says:
“ After all you’ve witnessed today, I’m surprised that my friendship with The Pope has caused you to faint.”
Dave shakes head in disagreement and says:
“ No, no, no. You knowing the Pope didn’t cause me to faint. I was just about to wave back at you both when a man tapped me on the shoulder. As I turned around, he pointed up at the balcony and said:
“ Who the hell is that up there with Bob?” |
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ALW01
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Location: Manchester
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06.07.2007, 23:50 |
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My Birthday?
Are you sure?
Today?
I forgot about that?
Thank You Mirrors34,
Out of all the people that have wished me happy birthday today,
You are about the oohh, mm oh yeah , 1st one. lol
TY
Alan
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