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You have to love little old Ladies!



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PostPosted: 21.06.2007, 19:37 Reply with quoteBack to top

A young man shopping in a supermarket
Noticed a little old lady following him around.
If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she

kept staring at him.

She finally overtook him at the checkout,
And she turned to him and said,
"I hope I haven't made you feel ill at ease;
it's just that you look so much like my late

son."

He answered, "That's okay."

"I know it's silly, but if you'd call out
"Good bye, Mom" as I leave the store,
It would make me feel so happy."

She then went through the checkout,
And as she was on her way out of the store,
The man called out, "Goodbye, Mom."

The little old lady waved, and smiled
Back at him

Pleased that he had brought a little
sunshine Into someone's day, he went
to pay for his Groceries.

"That comes to $121.85," said the clerk.

"How come so much ...
I only bought 5 items.."

The clerk replied,
"Yeah, but your Mother said
You'd be paying for her things, too."

Don't trust little Old Ladies!!! (you gotta laugh)

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PostPosted: 21.06.2007, 23:03 Reply with quoteBack to top

hmmmmm I might have to remember that one when I am broke! ROFL

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PostPosted: 22.06.2007, 01:23 Reply with quoteBack to top

Very good

n1 spookth

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PostPosted: 24.06.2007, 04:14 Reply with quoteBack to top

Finny, funny, funny, spookth! Even tho it's quite obvious that such "little old ladies" as that one are not too fond of us!!!


And Valeria, I will be on the lookout for you!!! Will know you by what will have to be the most mischievious eyes possible on a li'l ole gal! LOL

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