Dear Guru ...
You'll be THE first on my list if I'll need a poker pro to teach me ...
Mind you - I have played poker once ... and this is quite funny story ... AND TRUE!!!
I was out with a friend about umm ... almost 2 years ago.
She loves poker ... and there was this video poker game machine (or SOMETHING like that - hell, I don't know what those things are called in English LMAO) and she wanted to play ... and teach me to play ...
ROFLMFAO - you should have seen the look she gave me ... when I said "I don't know how to play this game" ... was like WTF??? LOL
Anyway - ON TOPIC ...
She showed me what cards to pick and we were winning fairly nicely.
We invested 10€ altogether and about 10 min later we had 80€ already ... (she was good! LOL)
Well ... at one point she said she has to go to Ladies and just told me to continue to play ... so I did ... but then the machine asked me a question of raising bets or something (I can't remember what it was after few Frozen Strawberry Margaritas LOL) ...
I was like OMFG what am I going to do NOW???
My friend was nowhere near to be seen and I was thinking what the hell??? Do I have to ask the staff to deliver her a knife to the toilet or something to cut IT as it seemed to take forever for her to come back LMAO
I needed HELPPPPPPP with the game - DESPERATELY!!!
Well ... then I thought to myself what the hell and just pushed couple buttons and ... the euros in the "win" box started to go UPPPP real fast ... to ... 250€!!!
I was just looking at the screen in disbelief and so was my friend when she FINALLY returned!!!
She told me "You ***king lied to me ... "Oh I can't play" ... YEAH RIGHT!!!" LOL
Well ... that win paid our drinks & taxis that night ...
So ... if I have a bit of luck ... then maybe if you teach me some skill, Guru ...
I could continue being on vacation forever, "retire" to Mauritius island in Indian Ocean and ... sip Frozen Strawberry Margaritas ... with you, of course
A deal?  
Your truly "someone who just lost it" (LOL) Poppy
PokerGuru wrote: › Our Sweet Poppy,
You said that someday you might learn to play poker. You said you learned to play pool and to love it because you "liked" your instructor.
Well, I know I shouldn't but I have to tell you: Many (more than my fair share) of girls and women....from ugly ho's to beautiful ladies....and all kinds in between the two extremes mentioned....have claimed to "like" me. And a FEW of them even meant it! LMBO!
All in fun, dear girl. But if you ever do decide to learn poker, it would be my privilege if you learned right here.
Now I think I had better stop there....or I might become another "flirting Bower"! roflmbo! Can't wait til he reads this!
Your truly caring Guru |