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PokerGuru - 17.11.2006, 05:09
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Hi to my Crushers, who, lo and behold!, have turned out to also be MY BEST FRIENDS! What a beautiful ring to those words! And gather round, cause I'm gonna tell you a seret: Ready? Okay. One of these days a sleepover at my house for a long weekend will not be a fictional story; we are really gonna do it! Not much I am looking forward to more!

Now i see a few worried brows. NOT TO WORRY! I promise to provide your transportation, room and board and entertainment, not just for yourself, but for up to 6 people of any ages you wish to bring.

Just beginning to think about this, so it won't be any time soon, but the fact is: IT WILL BE!

Your Guru

cindy7186 - 17.11.2006, 05:18
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sounds like alot of fun guru!!

rainbow1 - 17.11.2006, 05:24
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WOW !!!!!!!! SOUNDS AWESOME Smile

I CAN'T WAIT Smile

beckie33 - 17.11.2006, 11:36
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real live poker lessons!! woo hooo Smile

darrin6 - 17.11.2006, 13:58
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Hey, now that sounds like fantasy island! Smiles, everyone, SMILES! Count me in Laughing

rainbow1 - 17.11.2006, 18:23
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WE ALL GONNA MEET AT A LIZA CONCERT THEN GATHER AFTERWARDS ???????? ............... HEY A GAL CAN TRY LOL

mojojds - 17.11.2006, 19:06
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DOES THIS INCLUDE ..USA PLAYERS (FRIENDS) ALSO?

HEEEE HEEEE

SOUNDS LIKE FUN ...ILL BRING THE SHAVING CREAM LOL

mojojds

Bower50 - 17.11.2006, 19:10
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A chance to take some of everyone's cash in a "friendly" game.

rainbow1 - 17.11.2006, 20:17
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SHAVING CREAM ????? WELL YEA I LIKE A SMOOTH FACE Smile

HEHEHEHEHE

PokerGuru - 18.11.2006, 13:11
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There is NO question about THIS: All you crazy friends of mine would have a hit on your hands if somebody just threw you all together in a Comedy television show with no script........because YOU DON'T NEED ONE to have EVERYBODY rotfltfa'so!!!!!!!!!

Your laughing and rolling GURU

rainbow1 - 18.11.2006, 16:20
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LET'S GITER DONE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

char1984 - 18.11.2006, 21:36
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oh poker Guru, do you really think you could handle all of us crazy poker crushers in one area? mabey you better reread the poker story lolol Very Happy

valeria - 18.11.2006, 22:03
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Oh my shaving cream? Wouldn't whipped cream be better? LOL Oh wait this is real life not a poker story. Sounds like a blast. I hope when the time comes I will be able to get away!

Hugs and kisses

darrin6 - 18.11.2006, 23:28
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<something you might hear me say around 4:30AM at the loser table>

"I'll thee your belt buckle and raithe you one thet of falth teeth."

Razz

rainbow1 - 19.11.2006, 00:25
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I'LL BE ABLE TO GET AWAY, NO DOUBT ABOUT IT...GET TO MEET LIZA & GURU !! OK OK I'M STILL TRYING LOL...............

valeria wrote: � Select �� Expand

Oh my shaving cream? Wouldn't whipped cream be better? LOL Oh wait this is real life not a poker story. Sounds like a blast. I hope when the time comes I will be able to get away!

Hugs and kisses

PokerGuru - 20.11.2006, 21:16
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Oh Gang! You guys just keep getting funnier and funnier!

Now: Number one: I am for serious. Like I said, it won't be anytime soon. I have a lot to do first, part of it to insure your enjoyment and work with EVERYBODY's schedules. Part of it just prior committments. Part of it just plain old life stuff that has to be done, which always takes longer than you think. You know what I mean. But.......it WILL happen for REAL! You know I haven't told you anything wrong yet! Don't intend to start now. And yes, I am REAL excited about it!

Number 2. Char, I did some figuring and counting on the facts of how many of you are replying and that not most of you will probably bring as many as six others, I foresee no problems with arrangements for everyone's comfort.

Number3. Darrin, I will be counting on you to have a stand-up comedy routine of your own to perform because I know you are capable.

Number 3. Valeria, there is no question about you being able to get away. Whatever tries to prevent it, we will cope with and manage one way or another because it just would not be right without you. But I may have to think twice about your whipped cream, cuffs and whips. After all, I am a "proper" gentleman. LMBO!

Number 4. Rainbow, I have caught your hint. I mean hints. Can prromise you nothing, but will see what I can do.

Number 5. Bower, we don't necessarily have to play poker, but it seems predictable that a few will want to, probably penny-ante to insure it remains a friendly and friends only game. LOL I know you were joking, but I am not.

Char, will you help me ensure that notLOL will want to be here?

OC, I will be counting on you to help me control them at the moment of their big "surprise" gift. Maybe help with the presenting.

Geno has free reign for anything or everything he desires.

Royalblush, there is no way you can wriggle out of appearing, so don't even think about it.

And I'm sure there will be other concerns I will be addressing as time goes by.

Wishing you all the best Thanksgiving ever. I will be giving thanks for YOU, my PCers!

YOUR Guru

rainbow1 - 21.11.2006, 03:44
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XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXOOOOOOOOOOOOO

valeria - 21.11.2006, 05:21
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ROFL Well I am 'proper' too PokerGuru even though my posts don't show it lol. I just have an evil twin inside me that makes me say these things Razz

Well ok.. I say those things in real too! But I have never owned a pair of handcuffs or a whip. Now about the whipped cream.. THAT is another story! hahahaha

rainbow1 - 21.11.2006, 17:55
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ROFLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

royalblush - 21.11.2006, 23:53
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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO right along with rainbow!

Val, you are TOO TOO much! I LOVE your posts!

DEAR GURU ~ What on earth makes you think I would try to wriggle out of being there??????!!

If anything, had I not been specifically invited, I would be trying to wriggle IN!!!!!!!

Some thingss one just CANNOT miss!

Count me IN. And thank you so much!

royalblush

mirrors34 - 22.11.2006, 07:48
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Whos going to fly me from Australia?

lmao.........take some pics so us internationals can at least see what we missed

PokerGuru - 22.11.2006, 12:23
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Dear mirrors,

Incredible timing!

I have just last night been considering my very welcome international members! This is the best I could come up with:

I would LOVE to have you here. Therefore, if you could just get yourselves to a major USA airport, I can take over your arrangements from there on in.

I am extremely sorry that I can offer no more. It saddens me, but I am just a poker PRO, not a poker GENIE!

Therefore, I must limit expenditures. I cannot tell you how bad that makes me feel. I truly regret not being able to offer more.

YOUR Guru too

rainbow1 - 22.11.2006, 21:03
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OH MY DEAR SWEET GURU, WHAT YOU ARE OFFERING IS ALREADY WELL BEYOND WHAT ANY OF US WOULD EVER OF EXPECTED ......YOU ARE JUST AMAZING

mirrors34 - 24.11.2006, 09:15
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LMAO..................I was only adding some spice....I couldn't get off work.........even if I could afford it.................Thanks for your sympathy but totally not needed............WOW, you don't think for one minute that I would consider your generosity to extend past opening your home..........

Im sweet, and I hope that you take me up and post some pics........or maybe a few short Avis?

thanks again for replying to something that was never treated with any seriousness at all.......ROFLMAO

MIRRORS

Smile

PokerGuru - 24.11.2006, 11:09
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My dear mirrors,

I am truly glad you are so easily amused and able to find fun in all you do. It is a unique quality - the ability to add spice to everything.

BUT......I, myself, simply can find nothing about it to laugh about. Forgive me and try to understand why I feel as I do.

Your PokerGuru

mojojds - 24.11.2006, 21:47
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IM READY ....ALL PACKED UP !!

JUST WANTED YOU TO KNOW THAT WHEN THIS HAPPENS...YOU KNOW LIKE...TOMORROW OR 1- 10 YEARS FROM NOW (no rush or time limit)...HECK YEAH .....MOJO IS PACKED AND READY TO GO !!

HEE HEE Wink

HEE HEE

BE READY CRUSHERS,,,

MOJO.... PASSING OUT SHOTS OF JOSE CUERVO ..LEMON ,LIME AND SALT INCLUDED.

BARTENDERS KNOW HOW TO HOLD THERE LIQUOR...HMMMM ... BY THE EARS!!

mojojds

rainbow1 - 24.11.2006, 22:17
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P.S. DON'T FORGET TO IMVITE YOU KNOW WHO Smile

YOU REMEMBER LOL !!!!!!!!! OK I'M STILL TRYING LOL

rainbow1 - 24.11.2006, 22:18
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WOW IT'S DARK IN HERE MY N TURNED INTO AN M LOL

sunspun - 27.11.2006, 08:12
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I'm ready! (I have to be, because Mojo packed me into her suitcase on accident!) Wow - this has to be a never-before-done kind of thing, don't you think? Joining PC is turning out to be an even better idea than we all already knew it would be!
=)

PokerGuru - 27.11.2006, 13:17
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It really has FOR ME, TOO, sunspun!

I never expected to get so emotionally involved with my members as a group and as individuals who comprise that group!

I expected to just type out a few tips and suggestions for amateurs that would always be amateurs.......AND THEN.....KABOOM!!!.....my "amateurs" had a remarkable knack for remembering everything I emphasized as really important in my lessons and ....Lo and BEHOLD!.....I had a bunch of MONEY_MAKING AMATEURS, whose status I knew would soon start to be questioned because true amateurs JUST DON'T PLAY THAT WELL!

Needless to say, I could hardly believe what you, as a group.....a very SPECIAL group.....were doing!!!!!!!!! It is EVERY Guru's dream come true! You were actually remembering my words AS YOU PLAYED and the rest is predictable and obvious: MY CRUSHERS WERE ON THEIR WAY!!!!!! On their way Up. Up. and then Up FARTHER until other players began to ask all players from where they came and when the answer was Poker-Crush.....well, KATIE BAR THE DOOR!!!!!!!!!

Suddenly the red ink in your Notebook #2 changed from red to black!!!!

I know of no other business where that can happen so quickly, as it did with my PCers!!!

As you got into IT more, I got into YOU more! And before I knew what was happening, You had collectively lassooed my heart AND I HAD AT LAST DISCOVERED HOW TO HAVE BOTH OF MY TWO GREATEST DREAMS......You, hearts of my heart, had just handed it over to me like a gift -- a most extraordinary gift! A double-dream come true: You gave me the opportunity and the fulfillment of being both a TEACHER and at the same time STILL LIVING ON POKER WINNINGS!!!!!!!

I don't know if you realize all the implications of that or not. But I do know that I AM DOUBLY-BLESSED ever since you came into my life!!!

I cannot remember ever being happier than I am now!

Fot that I have to thank Geno, Orange Crush, the Lady Crush I still miss horribly, and most of all YOU BEAUTIFUL LITTLE GROUP OF HUMANITY who call yourselves the Poker-Crushers!!!!!!!!! How fortunate I am!!!!!

And if you think that opening up my house to you is a big thing, think again of who you have become! Then you will know the pleasure truly is MY PLEASURE AND MY HONOR!!!!!!!!

Well, I don't know what got me gong here, but you guys have a way of throttling my engine in a way that putting my pedal to the metal could never do!

THANK YOU! THANK YOU! POKER CRUSHERS! At long, long last you are now allowing me to bring my dream world into my real world and live them as one! Who could ask for anything more under God's blue skies?!

Lovingly submitted!

Your PokerGuru

rainbow1 - 27.11.2006, 16:17
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OMG I ACTUALLY DID THE IMPOSSIBLE (W/O SURGERY) I ACTUALLY TRANS-SECTED ONE OF OUR MEMBERS LOL.......I THOUGHT MOJO WAS A DUDE, LO & BEHOLD IT'S A GAL LOL............TELLS YA HOW WELL I PAY ATTN LOL.......THOUGH WHAT DOES IT MATTER WHAT WE ARE.......WE ALL LOVE HERE !!!!

valeria - 27.11.2006, 19:53
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Don't feel bad rainbow1... *blush* I made the same mistake for a long time. But sometimes it is really hard to tell by a name.. we all make assumptions. In fact I have been wrong about the sex of people more than once or twice or three times lol

Bower50 - 27.11.2006, 21:13
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What else can be said except that Guru,you are the greatest and deserve everything that your generosity and kindness brings to you.May your life be as fulfilling as your lessons and advice have been to us. Thanks

char1984 - 27.11.2006, 22:12
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I second that bower Very Happy

Rainbow ive done the same it happens to the best of us lol Very Happy

mirrors34 - 28.11.2006, 05:46
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just for the record.......Im a bloke..lmao
GREAT SENTIMENTS Guru..........dont forget pics and/ Video

mojojds - 29.11.2006, 03:48
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Bowers words say it all Guru

Besides the biggest gift of all was we all had the privelage of getting to know one another as Crushers and the Honor of welcoming you to Our Online Crusher Family..who could ask for a better gift !!

Rainbow no problem ..I've been thought of worse things than just a man..believe me lol

mojojds

notLOL - 02.12.2006, 00:48
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OMG....what have i been missing???....yup alot of fun...i am going to have read this through again....enev though i havent been around doesnt mean i dont think of you all much of the time!!!!