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PokerGuru - 09.12.2007, 12:33
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CONTEST: A Crusher Christmas Story
Hello Poker Crushers!
Let's get a December contest going here. For this one, two of you will win $30 each!
Picture this: It is a dark December night. There are three objects streaking across the sky, still too far apart to see one another. Too far apart to know they are all three headed for the same location: Crusherville. From three different directions, with Crusherville at the very center of the triangle they form.
One of the objects is Santa and his sled and reindeer. Going to see if Crushers, both Poker Crushers and Casino Crushers are being good or bad. He has his clipboard to take notes on who is doing what!
The second object is a jet plane named Air Force 1. It is carrying President Bush and some Republican candidates for the next election and also two senators who are pushing for anti-gambling laws!
The third object is a chartered airplane carrying Hillary and Bill Clinton, a group of their friends, and some other Democratic candidates for the next election.
Still not noticing, the three move closer and closer toward Crusherville........AND toward one another!
Suddenly.........
Okay, my PCers, I know you have good imaginations and you can write! One of you start and others follow to complete this story of Christmas, 2007.
Write as many times as you want to and your name will go in the drawing once for EVERY TIME you post another piece of the story. RULE: Two other PCers have to post their pieces between any two of yours! So you might have to kick some butts to get two more posts before you can post again to add more to the story!
The more posts you add, the better your chances of winning one of the $30 prizes!
HAVE FUN WITH THIS CONTEST and DON'T MAKE IT A CHORE FOR YOURSELF. Just do it and ENJOY!
Hint: You can write about CCers in the story, but they cannot defend themselves or write about you unless they become a PC member!!!!!
Remember, you must have 3000 PC points to win cash and an online account for us to send your money. If you have fewer than 3000 points, you'd better get busy earning them or we will send you the 3000 points so you will have them next time you win.
You will be advised at a later date of the deadline, so don't waste any time getting started!
I can't wait to read your story! You may name names but do it all in fun and with a considerate good nature!
Presented by your Guru
Bower50 - 09.12.2007, 15:09
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Santa's sleigh and reindeer lit up with a brilliance that the other two couldn't help but see.Mr Bush said to Laura.............
slotmom - 09.12.2007, 15:47
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Mr Bush said to Laura what is that strainge noise I here .....
allight - 09.12.2007, 17:31
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to which laura bush replied,"It sounds like the clanging of slot machines"
Bower50 - 09.12.2007, 17:38
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Santa and the two airplanes landed next to a large Vegas style building where all the noise was coming from.
beckie33 - 09.12.2007, 17:38
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slot machines? I thought they were banned in the states?? So Laura said.....
valeria - 09.12.2007, 17:58
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Meanwhile in Air Force 1 noses were pressed against the window panes as everyone was looking out the window.
One of them shouted, "Hey aren't those Slot Machines all lit up in Santa's sleigh?
One of the Secret Service men ran to a phone to notify the Feds to capture Santa from illegal traffic across boarders with contraband slot machines!
"He must be stopped at all costs!" shouted another.
allight - 09.12.2007, 18:27
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Meanwhile on the democratic chartered jet, Bill Clinton was busy advocating Hillary's medical coverage for all americans by offerring free gynocological exams to all the female passengers...
Bower50 - 09.12.2007, 21:13
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How does one stop Santa without losing votes? asks George.
concan - 09.12.2007, 22:51
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AS the charted jet with the Clintons approached the runway, Bill yells,
Hey Hillary isn't that Bush's Airforce One?
What the hell is going on here?
Connie 
char1984 - 10.12.2007, 00:44
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im not sure whats going on but i will say....
spookth - 10.12.2007, 02:53
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Hillary told Bill" Whatever you do Bill, stay away from the girls with the green dresses and cigars!
linnie16 - 10.12.2007, 02:56
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Laura looked out Air Force 1 and told George" Dubya, you better get the G-men to arrest that man in the red suit...he's promoting Gambling within our borders"!
char1984 - 10.12.2007, 03:31
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but his red suit is so fascinating...
char1984 - 10.12.2007, 05:46
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All he could do is sit and stare.....
concan - 10.12.2007, 05:52
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tunrning his back to Laura so she couldn't see that he was going through his pant pockets , looking to check his change ......
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I just love these stories...... Connie LMAO
royalblush - 10.12.2007, 09:05
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allight wrote: › Meanwhile on the democratic chartered jet, Bill Clinton was busy advocating Hillary's medical coverage for all americans by offerring free gynocological exams to all the female passengers...
ROFLMAOOOOOOOOO!
Back in Air Force 1, Laura was about to go into a hysterical fit of rage!
She screamed at the secret service men, "DID YOU HEAR ME? That sled full of slot machines within our borders MUST be stopped!!!!! AT ALL COSTS, I TOLD YOU!"
Then she turned to George and said, "DUBYA, authorize them to shoot to kill if they have to!"
George squinted one eye and said to all, "We have to figure out some way to explain killing the red-suited man and those deer! and I know why we MUST do it! He could have weapons of mass destruction in that sled!"
His wife fainted.
Sisters - 10.12.2007, 09:46
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Hi,
As the secret service brought Laura to, George was sitting in the corner of Air Force 1 crying, screeching out loud "I HAVE BEEN A GOOD BOY, JUST ASK MY MOTHER"
sisters
msfilly - 10.12.2007, 11:10
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Not wanting to shoot down and be responsible for the demise of Santa Claus, Bush ordered the fighters to shoot down the chartered jet instead. Bush peered out a window on Air Force 1 as the fighter....
slotmom - 10.12.2007, 11:30
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plane Veared to the left and started into a barrel roll . The pilots coat sleave was tangled up . It got caught up on the throttle stick . Because he had Nana in there with him . And you would never believe what they where doing . It was a sight for sore eyes .
valeria - 10.12.2007, 12:22
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Meanwhile back in Santa's sleigh, Santa was checking his list twice and wasn't paying attention to the two planes.
Pausing just long enough to place a bet on his laptop he turned and saw...
msfilly - 10.12.2007, 13:33
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Al Gore, in a flying suit, trying to take back the Internet that he helped create because those guys Microsoft and Apple won't cut him in on his share....
allight - 10.12.2007, 17:33
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Of course his flying suit used an extraordinary amount of fuel and oil supplies, but he had bought carbon credits so he had no guilt...even though the weight of his nobel peace prized doubled his fuel usage. His plan was to stop Santa and measure the methane output of his many reindeer to make sure if was not putting an increasingly large hole in our ozone layer....
Bower50 - 10.12.2007, 18:20
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The Canadian contingent of Sisters.Evergreen.Spook and Bower went out to meet ev1 exiting the planes.Bush said we have no issue with you people so ..........
char1984 - 10.12.2007, 18:23
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Go back to what you were doing so they.....
valeria - 10.12.2007, 23:20
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Out of nowhere two men suddenly jumped on Santa's Sleigh and handcuffed him.
Santa said to the two men, "Your going to be put on my bad list!"
"Do you want to add bribery to your offenses Santa?" One of the men sneered. "I don't believe in Santa Clause anyway. Your just a man in a red suit with contraband."
The other man looking slightly doubtful as he gazed at the reindeer. "Well don't be too hasty, the reindeer WERE flying!"
The people who came out to see what all the excitement was about started to yell and shout and getting really angry seeing what the men were doing to Santa.
A little girl started crying and pleaded, "Please don't hurt Santa!"
Santa turned and smiled at the little girl and gave her a wink....
notLOL - 11.12.2007, 00:12
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oh my then visited by the simpletons visual christmas spirit.....they decided to lift the ban on online gaming.....psst....i think i get flight sick from alll this air flight stuff......
Bower50 - 11.12.2007, 00:12
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Santa said don't you worry Char,I'll be back in business in plenty of time for Christmas and your special gift.This made Char smile however in the meantime..........
valeria - 11.12.2007, 00:29
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Everyone was gathering up snow and a huge snowball fight started (all aimed at the Bush's and FBI men).
Snow was flying everywhere!
allight - 11.12.2007, 00:35
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but they didn't take any snow from an area where somone had peed Bill Clinton sucks in the snow.....the FBI men, outraged by such an act had it sent to the lab for tests which revealed the pee was Al Gore's! And the handwriting was Hillary Clinton's!!!
msfilly - 11.12.2007, 00:43
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Hillary had been waiting for the chance to get back at her man for the lewinsky scandal, now ol' Bill has been caught with his pants down when he pee'd in public.
Hillary now wonders how pften Bill has his pants down in public and ....
crzynana2001 - 11.12.2007, 02:53
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can't wait too be the first divorded president.....If she could just get into office..... hmmmm , she wondered....maybe if she could get Santa's endorsement....."Let him go!!!!" She shouted...then....
crzynana2001 - 11.12.2007, 02:54
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*divorced
char1984 - 11.12.2007, 03:23
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I have some very big plans for him she said....
Bower50 - 11.12.2007, 03:25
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Santa agreed to endorse Hilary if she would take the anti gambling laws off the books.She wanted those young male pages in the oval office so bad she said ..............
crzynana2001 - 11.12.2007, 22:15
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Hell yes, I will drop those goofy laws as soon as I can. Just get me into office so I can also.....
char1984 - 11.12.2007, 23:05
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meet that great poker guru that everyone talks about...
Bower50 - 11.12.2007, 23:13
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With that settled or so it seemed,they all entered Crush Casino.
OC being the host met them at the entrance saying...........
beckie33 - 11.12.2007, 23:29
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Welcome Everyone but please be very careful of a crusher named win4maw and her shiney black boots....just then..Maw entered the room...
valeria - 12.12.2007, 00:09
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The FBI men holding Santa where awe-struck, forgetting where they were and what they were doing for the moment, flew themselves to the floor and started kissing maws boots.
With everyone staring at maw and the groveling FBI men nobody was paying attention to Santa.
When they came to their senses Santa had disappeared!
Nobody saw him leave. Had something perilous happened to him, or did he magically escape?
Everyone looked and searched but could not see hide nor hair of him.
OC seemed extremely calm about the whole thing. Maybe she knew something the others did not.
When...
Bower50 - 12.12.2007, 00:23
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......in come a "lady"that looked a lot like Al.She was carrying what looked like a ...............
slotmom - 12.12.2007, 00:43
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Large Bag which was shinnie red and sparkled like little red lights all over it . Looked like some thing Elvis would ware or maybe SANTA .
char1984 - 12.12.2007, 00:52
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as they approached the crowd they reached in the bag and out came a big rubber doll...
Bower50 - 12.12.2007, 02:33
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......that had slots for quarters where the mouth should be.ALW put a quarter in and it started to............
notLOL - 12.12.2007, 05:33
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char1984 wrote: ›
as they approached the crowd they reached in the bag and out came a big rubber doll...
Quote: › ......that had slots for quarters where the mouth should be.ALW put a quarter in and it started to............
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OK stop right there.....hand over the rubber slot doll now.......ALW now you've done it...
char1984 - 12.12.2007, 05:48
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meanwhile Bower and Spook came running across the floor with their hands full of coins and all of a sudden....
notLOL - 12.12.2007, 07:00
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notLOL decided time use her flyin skills and get the rubber slot doll outta there....<a href="http://photobucket.com/meez" target="_blank"><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v31/notLOL/mz_01_10037541105-19.gif" border="0" alt="Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting"></a>
crzynana2001 - 12.12.2007, 08:30
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as quick as a wink and as quiet as a whisper, she whisked that doll away to a place more appropiate. OC smiled for she knew where that doll had gone...to the president's bedroom, to promote good feelings....The president cried out, we must all.....
royalblush - 12.12.2007, 09:27
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gather back here in the corner, men! Laura, honey, would you fix me my laxative drink tonight? I feel so full of it!"
When Lara left the room, the two senators, George, Cheney, and Henry Kissinger squatted down in the corner and put their heads together in a circle.
Mumblings could be heard and an occassional giggle from SOME man, and at last they all stood up.
They gathered around the plane's round table and George took out a deck of cards and started shuffling.
When Laura got back with Dubya's whatever shitty drink, she saw the poker cards and eeked shrilly.
"Oh, Laura!" Cheney growled. "We're not gambling. We're naming each card with the name of some terrorist and putting rewards on who brings us their body's!"
George's shoulders had been shaking up and down as he was laughing about something outside the window, until he heard Cheney.
"Whoa, boy", George said, "Dick, you can't talk to my wife that way!"
Cheney looked back at George and quipped, "Listen, boy! You wouldn't be the first friend I've shot!"
Laura fainted.
valeria - 12.12.2007, 10:02
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The men gathered around Laura with their hands full of quarters.
"Now wait a minute you men!" George yelled.
"You can't just...
spookth - 12.12.2007, 10:46
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"You can't just take advantage of Laura like that, just because she is unconcious....besides, we have other business to tend to. We have to find a use for these quarters." Cheney became enraged at Dubya, and took aim at Dubya with his shotgun. Kissinger knowing for certai Cheney would miss Dubya and likely hit him instead, fell to the floor on top of laura and yelled, "-----------------------------------------"
crzynana2001 - 12.12.2007, 13:45
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"Who was the idiot that loaded that gun? I knew I should never have come after finding out that Dubya signs things without reading them. now I have Cheney to face as well. NO pictures, please!!!!!!! My wife is gonna kill me as it is. " To which Dubya responded......
Bower50 - 12.12.2007, 23:23
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Kiss off kissinger before Laura starts liking you and I shoot ya.Now let's take care of business here in Crusherville before we lose billions in taxes.
valeria - 12.12.2007, 23:24
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"I was meaning to tell you about this and now seems the perfect time to show you this picture."
He pulls out a photograph from his inside pocket and shows it to Cheney.
Cheney stares in disbelief at the photograph and says...
concan - 12.12.2007, 23:55
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I can't believe my Laura would do that! Not my Laura! As he reached for his gun and yelled .........
Connie
allight - 13.12.2007, 02:17
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Maw, who had been hiding a secret love of Al, became very jealous of Al's rubber dolls, but even more jealous of the female outfit he was wearing....she had worn something similar many new year eve's ago...but her anger was not noticed because ALW had hit the rubber doll jackpost when thousands of quarters starting pouring out of the rubber doll's....we'll you get the idea.....
notLOL - 13.12.2007, 02:32
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allight wrote: › Maw, who had been hiding a secret love of Al, became very jealous of Al's rubber dolls, but even more jealous of the female outfit he was wearing....she had worn something similar many new year eve's ago...but her anger was not noticed because ALW had hit the rubber doll jackpost when thousands of quarters starting pouring out of the rubber doll's....we'll you get the idea.....
well of course it was like the doll was puking up quarters.......just with no slim....beautiful shiney quarters.........
char1984 - 13.12.2007, 08:22
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There was quarters everywhere and everyone started diving on top of each other grabbing for coins when all of a sudden al screamed...MAW YOUR BOOTS ARE IN....
Bower50 - 13.12.2007, 16:17
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......Dubya's crotch.You're making me jealous.Quit your teasing and let's.........
crzynana2001 - 13.12.2007, 19:09
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get spinning...there's moola to be won. Dubya know crushers can be quite supportive, if the cause is just right, so he said to them all......
allight - 13.12.2007, 19:39
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whoever can find all 50 states on them quarters will get to stay in the Lincoln bedroom...with your favorite slot machines sitting across from the bed....
Bower50 - 13.12.2007, 20:59
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Ev1 frantically searched for all the quarters.
Spook exclaimed "I GOT THEM ALL".Instead of Lincoln's bedroom I want.........
crzynana2001 - 13.12.2007, 21:02
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"and I willl keep tally", said Cheney..."On your mark, get set, go find em!" And so they all dove at maw's shiny boots, which were smack dab in the center of the pile of quarters....."Wait just one minute!" yelled maw......
crzynana2001 - 13.12.2007, 21:04
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oops, got doubled with bower................................Ev1 frantically searched for all the quarters.
Spook exclaimed "I GOT THEM ALL".Instead of Lincoln's bedroom I want.........
The key to maw's room and that slot mackine installed there, that way we can.....
notLOL - 13.12.2007, 22:56
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<a href="http://photobucket.com/meez" target="_blank"><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v31/notLOL/mz_01_10037541105_1197574256791.gif" border="0" alt="Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting"></a>
OK OK HOLD IT RIGHT THERE......secret slot machine policewoman walks in......the bucks stop HERE!!
allight - 14.12.2007, 00:16
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LMAO not!
Fearing for his canadian life, spook tackles the secret slot police....despite his pants being down around his ankles....maw quickly puts her bra back on and while spook holds down the agent, removes to paper bag from her head to reveal, of all people....ROYAL CRUSH!!!!!.....
crzynana2001 - 14.12.2007, 01:39
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"Royal" they cried! "Why would you turn against us by joining the police? We thought you enjoyed gaming, just like the rest of us!"Royal just blushed and said" I just couldn't resist. You see the commisioner....."
char1984 - 14.12.2007, 04:36
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the commisioner told me if we could get all the slot machines out of here for the rest of the night then he will bring in the great poker Guru for a night of poker so EVERYONE get your poker faces on.....
crzynana2001 - 14.12.2007, 06:26
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and a cheer went up from spook and maw. They said "we gotta go spread the word and get those machines outta here." So off they went to the crusher headquarters to tell OC and the others of the great offer coming their way. Everyone was thrilled and helped remove the slot machines.......Dubya even said"......
Bower50 - 14.12.2007, 18:21
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....We beat them,they're removing the slot machines.
Something smells,that was too easy.Laura,keep an eye on them,I don't trust those Crushers.
allight - 14.12.2007, 19:02
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to which, Laura replied, "Well, it is TEXAS hold-em thay're playing. Get in the game with them and keep an eye on them...and more importantly, beat Bower at the damn game!"
char1984 - 14.12.2007, 19:38
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As all the crushers grabbed their drink and all sat down at their tables the Guru walked in and said I have an announcement before this game starts.....
Bower50 - 14.12.2007, 19:55
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As a special bonus the top 5 PCers will win free entry into 2008 WSOP.This announcement made Al dirty his already brown underwear.
Shuffle Up and Deal!!!!!
notLOL - 14.12.2007, 22:49
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Bower50 wrote: › As a special bonus the top 5 PCers will win free entry into 2008 WSOP.This announcement made Al dirty his already brown underwear.
Shuffle Up and Deal!!!!!
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ok you got it .....time to put your poker face on.....hey hey wheres my mouse.....
allight - 15.12.2007, 01:59
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the first flop gave dubya a pair of Ks with an A kicker, but bower and flopped two pair: 3s and 8s....Bower's practise of playing bad cards (especially with a foul smell in the air sitting next to him at the table) may have paid off, but what would the turn bring....
Bower50 - 15.12.2007, 02:39
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Dubya smiled when the turn showed another A,and Bower being as astute as he is knew Dubya had at least A's.Dubya checked and Bower.......
char1984 - 15.12.2007, 02:45
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looked as hesitant as he could as he placed a small bet out on the table
spookth - 15.12.2007, 03:03
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Dubya quickly called Bowers small bet and the river showed.....
Bower50 - 15.12.2007, 03:06
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......another 8.Bower bet half his stack and Dubya quickly went all in.
Bower...........
char1984 - 15.12.2007, 03:11
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:DBower jumped up fast out of his seat and started doing the happy dance when all of a sudden.....
notLOL - 15.12.2007, 06:13
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char1984 wrote: ›
:DBower jumped up fast out of his seat and started doing the happy dance when all of a sudden.....
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outta nowhere the secret slot policepipi equiped with goggles, riding her magick carpet, swooooopttt.... in ....Dont be alarmed, Maw and Annacris just hit the wooootie wooo woo lotsa coins of all kinds jackpots on the never been won on machines3 and 6 in the next room....please excuse the onflowing of the coins.....please return to what you were doing. .....
Bower50 - 15.12.2007, 14:46
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......called Dubya saying he had a boat.Dubya grinned and said"what the hell is a boat?We're not in the middle of the Pacific.
allight - 15.12.2007, 19:05
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....so dubya called the supreme court asking for a ruling and a recount of the cards...."I don't lose the close ones!" Dubya said....
valeria - 18.12.2007, 10:00
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Christmas was drawing closer and closer and everyone started wondering ....
allight - 18.12.2007, 17:32
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....what will OC buy us all for Christmas....we all know how much she loves to shop....surely she has been shopping for months to find us all just the right things!
Bower50 - 18.12.2007, 19:17
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Geno,OC and Royal are behind locked doors discussing
what to give all their loyal subjects.A shrill came from the room
in a British accent,"I know what to give".....................
char1984 - 18.12.2007, 19:37
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Al as he just loves his rubber dolls and Maw she really needs a new clean pair of boots after the pile up of members where her boots....
notLOL - 19.12.2007, 01:30
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char1984 wrote: ›
Al as he just loves his rubber dolls and Maw she really needs a new clean pair of boots after the pile up of members where her boots....
......were covered in whatever.....only the boots and "whatever" would know.....these magickal boots began to disappear before each and every crusher(PCr's and CCr's) eyes, as well as any other eyes which were viewing the disappearing act of the famous Maw boots.....Woooooe......
just then Nono.....was playin them very slots Annacris and Maw had been playin both at the same time......wahla ...it happened again..... wooootie wooo woo lotsa coins of all kinds jackpot WTG Nono , think ill blog this...notLOL spoke....drinkin a new kind of soda ...."hey i think im drunk, drank seein Maw boots disappear .....something I had wished for two years ago or more....when them very boots had booted me outta Bingo...for hey nevermind doesnt matter , that didnt happen it was my silly imagination, this is .....oh oh im tellin ya ALL gathered here...this drink is a must try.....just asis....Blogaming.com hmmmm.......big smiles <a href="http://photobucket.com/meez" target="_blank"><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v31/notLOL/mz_01_10037541106-24.gif" border="0" alt="Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting"></a>
Bower50 - 19.12.2007, 02:01
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With notlol drunk,maw's boots gone and Al doing whatever with his dolls,nono started gathering all her coins.Just as she bent over there was a loud KABOOM from the upstairs mezanine.Smoke bellowed from the VIP room and out of the cloud stepped........
valeria - 19.12.2007, 03:18
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Bill Frisk! I heard there was ILLEGAL gambling going on here!!!
Maw said... "Hh blow it out of your nose Frisk. Gambling isn't illegal. Read the fine print."
Frisk sputtered and his face got red. "It is SO illegal! I wrote the thing and I got it passed!!!
At that point, Bower...
char1984 - 19.12.2007, 03:45
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Walked over to Frisk and grabbed him by the scuff of the neck and the seat of his pants and as the crushers scrambled to open the door Bower tossed him out and turn around and heard OC laughing hysterically and then all of a sudden.......
Bower50 - 19.12.2007, 17:15
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........little Andrew jumped from char's arms and miraculously started running towards OC.Orangie said "Oh Andrew you precious darling,what do you want?"He stared at her and said.............
allight - 19.12.2007, 20:35
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...when you gonna reschedule that bingo marathon, lady!? My momma was planning on lots of gambling money for the new year!....
beckie33 - 20.12.2007, 11:49
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to which she replied "very soon honey" now run along and work on your typing skills (
) just then they heard a loud THUD.....
Bower50 - 20.12.2007, 20:19
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HO HO HO!!!The big jolly guy said after sliding down into the fireplace.
Now who wants to be first on Santa's knee?..........
notLOL - 20.12.2007, 20:53
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char1984 - 20.12.2007, 21:43
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notLOL jumped in santas arms and told him santa I can guarentee that everyone of us Crushers would love the ban dropped on gambling and santa smiled and replied......
mirrors34 - 21.12.2007, 09:25
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im really not santa...........just mirrors34 from the land down under..................and I WILL NEVER LIFT THE BAN.............HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
sorry........couldnt resist, i found this late and didnt want to spoil a good story........when all of a sudden char did the most spontaneous action seen...........she............
allight - 21.12.2007, 15:53
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ripped off her christmas tree mermaid outfit and danced around the room nekkid!!!! Santa (aka Mirrors) asked her to sit back on his lap while Bower contemplated his next "all-in" move....
Bower50 - 21.12.2007, 18:00
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After seeing Char,Bower is looking forward to the Slow Dance contest
to activate his "all-in" move.
notLOL - 21.12.2007, 20:56
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where oh where has my christmas tree dress went ....oh where oh where could it be.....oh please oh please return it to me.....unsure of what had come over her char....was handed back her dress...mistaken as some mermaid outfit.....
valeria - 22.12.2007, 01:22
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OH MY!! Bower's acting "frisky" hahahaah
mirrors34 - 22.12.2007, 04:12
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HO HO HO, what a great sight to behold...........
as santa hands back the dress....bower proceeds to.......
notLOL - 22.12.2007, 05:09
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mirrors34 wrote: › HO HO HO, what a great sight to behold...........
as santa hands back the dress....bower proceeds to.......
attempt to get some kind of action......ahhh haaaaa lookie here I have some mistletoe...
notLOL - 22.12.2007, 06:05
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oh forget the mistletoe.....come for a ride.... in me sliegh...wink wink.....
mirrors34 - 22.12.2007, 10:48
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"only if you invite the elves".......replied char in an enchanting voice
as the eyes of notlol rolled her voice burst into action.....
allight - 22.12.2007, 17:50
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Nothing better than a little Christmas romance.....the only problem was, as indicated in the slow dance contest, most all the PC and CC girls wanted their time with Bower, and now their jealousy of Char began to overflow.....it was only a matter of time before the catfights began.....
(by the way, not, your images are great!....and funny!)
Bower50 - 22.12.2007, 20:17
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"Lots to go around girls,no need for cat fights."
To this Char says"I'm first".All the other ladies had fire in their eyes
and exclaimed in unison"...............
char1984 - 23.12.2007, 04:48
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What makes you think your first Char? I think we should let bower pick and after your nekkidness you may be last lol.So Bower replies.....
Bower50 - 23.12.2007, 21:53
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OK then to be fair everyone pick a # between 1-75,no duplicates unless you want a threesome.LOL!!!!!
valeria - 23.12.2007, 23:26
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Valeria pulls out her whip and cracks it in the air! "First dibs!" she yells!
Then...
mirrors34 - 24.12.2007, 02:50
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proceeds to crack the whip with fury towards the pack of horny woman sneeking towards her prey.....Bower being the poor soul on THIS occation
Santa, upon seeing this happen, jumps up and shouts............
char1984 - 24.12.2007, 03:21
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ok enough of this nonsense do you want to continue to play poker or not?Or should I just put you on the naughty list and get out the coal...Mirrors replied.....
mirrors34 - 24.12.2007, 07:40
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"take it easy..............there is enough for all to go around"
as I began to shuffle the deck, a knock on the window to the back of the room could be heard........it looked like it was................
notLOL - 25.12.2007, 06:06
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OHHHH MMMMMYYYYYY ......whew......am i seein this right???? ok who let the fairygodrollerderbyclown out of the rink??? .....and the crowd stared in jealousy!!! just look at the background.....and then the fairygodrollerderbyclown waved her wand......
slotmom - 25.12.2007, 19:53
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No numbers here Al I asked you first to slow dance with me and you turned me down boo hoo . I love to dance and you would not even give me a chance . so I set you up with this one Hun . If you tell her no she said she will sit on you LMAO
notLOL - 26.12.2007, 01:54
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mirrors34 wrote: › "only if you invite the elves".......replied char in an enchanting voice
as the eyes of notlol rolled her voice burst into action.....
i remember mirrors mentioning something about elves....whew whew the party still going strong....im tellin ya alll this action.....its time to put your poker face on....now that allight will be busy....north and alll....come on mirrors go ahead and get to dealin.....who is going to play?
Bower50 - 26.12.2007, 20:48
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Al's scared of me so he's sitting out for now.Guess it's Bower,Mirrors,Mom,Notlol,Char and Spookth.Al said he'd deal so he starts passing them out.
allight - 26.12.2007, 20:52
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Al, being too busy with the fat pole stripper, gave the deal to spookth who dealt Al pocket Aces....would he get off of the pole dancer in time to see his massive hand?!.......
allight - 26.12.2007, 20:53
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PS....asking for a lap dance turned into a big mistake
notLOL - 28.12.2007, 00:05
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guess that took guts...allight....just had to have that lap dance..can anyone say.......SQWISHED!!!! oh my oh my poor dear allight....
just when we all thought allight went to sqwished ville.....the north pole dancer let out a giggle of all giggles and flew straight up in the air....whew allight gasped out....and moved promptly from the spot which the north pole dancer came crashing back down with out the all fired hunk of allight to break the fall.....lmao.....allight gasped now thats what i call CRUSHED....not sqwished....whew amazing what a good goose will get you out from underneath.... wink wink
Bower50 - 28.12.2007, 00:25
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When she landed her suit split and out crawled our Guru.
He looked quite dazed and exclaimed.........
char1984 - 03.01.2008, 05:39
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OK Crushers grab your drinks ,sit down and lets have a serious game of kick a.. poker.....
mirrors34 - 03.01.2008, 06:03
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"Can I kick first?"............whispered notlol, as she polished her high heals.......
notLOL - 03.01.2008, 08:46
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notLOL - 03.01.2008, 09:31
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There was notLOL confused as could be....thinkin hmmm....kick...kick kick..... when Maw outta no where appeared....notLOL enough of this nonsense....and snapped her fingers and a stockade appeared...notLOL startled at what was happening in front of her eyes....just knew Maw had plans........oh then before notLOL had a chance to think....she was in the stockade wishing she hadnt .....thought fight when she shoulda been thinkin poker....charla did say kick a not arse.....no time to fret...notLOL had to think away outta this ........so she could play some poker as well...
notLOL - 03.01.2008, 09:36
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mirrors34 - 03.01.2008, 09:53
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"BONDAGE"..........she screamed.....having flashbacks to the good old days................
Sitting quietly in the corner of the room,Bower begun to get urges..................urges of.....................
slotmom - 04.01.2008, 00:40
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this was all too funny
Bower50 - 04.01.2008, 02:41
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............Sitting quietly in the corner of the room,Bower begun to get urges..................urges of.....................Nothing to do with poker as he watched Notlol trying to wiggle her way out of captivity.
notLOL - 05.01.2008, 08:25
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notLOL - 05.01.2008, 08:41
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ok ok this is getting crazy notLOL thought...ummm....what in the heck is that paddle for...oh ohohoh.....i am thinkin....its time to be out of this piece of wood structure.....just then notLOLs imaginary lil friend appeared....notLOL was surprised she didnt exactly think her imaginary friend looked like that....hmmm....doesnt matter no time to think up a look, that paddle loooks dangerous....so notLOLs trusty lil eye friend let her out of the stockade....whew just in the nick of time to scoot on over to the poker table....ok deal me in....please. time to play some poker.
char1984 - 05.01.2008, 08:49
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As notLOL sat at the table Charla looked acroos and noticed how either that stockade or that imaginary or even that paddle stressed not to the point she was gray headed.Well time for the poker to begin said the Guru as Bower was......
notLOL - 05.01.2008, 11:55
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char1984 wrote: ›
As notLOL sat at the table Charla looked acroos and noticed how either that stockade or that imaginary or even that paddle stressed not to the point she was gray headed.Well time for the poker to begin said the Guru as Bower was......
wondering ........how the heck did notLOL manage to get out of the stockade , where the ....and what the.....well Guru must be more careful of his teachings...for the "Thinking skills" are as powerful as you or I could imagine.....just look at the imaginary eyeball that helps with split second escapes.......just then Bowers thoughts were interupted....
""hey check it out me and the orange penquin here....musts slipped your thoughts." Bower looked to where the voice was coming and wouldnt you know it.....there were Bowers slipped his mind companions which always brought a smile to his face .....what a memory reunion....Bower knew that his Thinking skills were quite strong now...plus some.... "ahha now allight stands nor sits a chance....."
valeria - 05.01.2008, 22:45
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Just then Valeria snapped her fingers. All the mind pets and memory pets and imaginary pets jumped to the poker table and picked up their cards.
She looked around the table and everyone was talking and playing with their pets.
"This should be an easy game.", she thought. "Let's play some POKER!"
The Guru nodded and smiled as Bower slightly disoriented with his urges sticking out all over the place...
Bower50 - 06.01.2008, 00:20
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...........folded until he cud concentrate on poker.Guru winked at him in agreement.The penguin doubled the pot and Valeria...........
valeria - 06.01.2008, 03:36
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said, "You must be from the North Pole! Did it freeze your brain?"
The penguin was a little hurt till he saw that she was teasing him and in a bold move....
PokerGuru - 06.01.2008, 03:54
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and in a bold move....... altho he HATED to see such a marvelous story, showing off the humor and skill of his beloved PCers, come to an end, the Guru stepped in and said, reluctantly, "Th...th....that's all, folks!"
"Winners have to be drawn."
THE END
char1984 - 06.01.2008, 04:49
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Fun story poker crushers and thanks to all that helped make it so fun.
notLOL - 06.01.2008, 05:57
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Lots of Luck Crushers!!!!!
PokerGuru - 06.01.2008, 06:38
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Hello to my multi-talented PCers!
I delayed the closing of this contest as long as I could.....because I hated to have to end your hilarious story!
I sure am glad I made this one a "drawing of all entrants" contest because there would have been no way I could have judged it. You ALL did a fantastic job!
In fact, you were so good that even tho I announced it as 2-money-winners contest, I just had to up it a little bit to 3-money winners. And I wish the budget would allow for even more! We just gotta get a bigger prize budget.....but the only way to do that is to get more members, so I guess I will just have to exercise my patience with stretching exercises! LMBO!
Anyway, I think you get the point of how happy I am with you, so let's get on with the announcement of winners!
And HEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRE they are:
.....$30........Bower50
.....$30........notLOL
.....$30........allight
.....2500 PC points........valeria
.....2500 PC points........char1984
.....2500 PC points........crzynana2001
.....2500 PC points........slotmom
.....2500 PC points........mirrors34
.....1500 PC points........beckie33
.....1500 PC points........spookth
.....1500 PC points........msfilly
.....1500 PC points........concan
.....1500 PC points........evergreen
.....1500 PC points........sisters
CONGRATULATIONS, WINNERS! A job well-done!
Your Guru......and proud to be!
char1984 - 06.01.2008, 07:02
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Way to go Bower,NotLOL and alight and all pc winners
mirrors34 - 06.01.2008, 10:28
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wtg winners.......spend it wisely.................lmao
msfilly - 06.01.2008, 11:59
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Wtg to all the winners and good luck to the cash winners
Thank you so much for the pcp's I can sure use'em
notLOL - 06.01.2008, 12:32
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Wooo Wooo WTG winnners!!!!! WTG Bower and allight
Thank You for the win!!!!
Happy New Year Crushers!!!!
valeria - 06.01.2008, 12:55
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WTG all winners!!!!! Have fun with your winnings!
Sisters - 06.01.2008, 13:28
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Hi,
Congrats to all the winners 
thanks for the PC pts 
Continued Winnings,
sisters
Bower50 - 06.01.2008, 15:12
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Thanks and congrats to all participants.
Very entertaining story.
allight - 06.01.2008, 15:25
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woohoo, thanks PC and congrats not and bower and other winners!!!!! Now i gotta get Bower heads up at a poker table and get his 30 bucks!!!
kaska321 - 07.01.2008, 02:44
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Congrats to all the winners !!!!
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