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PokerGuru - 08.03.2007, 16:13
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Good morning to my PCers!

If you have been on a losing streak, here's a way to cheer yourself up and cause a lot of laughter, especially if you are at a crowded area:

When the money comes out of your ATM machine, scream "I won! I won!".

OR

Go to the opera and sing along!

OR

Wherever you go out to eat, order a Diet Water with a straight face.

OR

At lunchtime, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

OR

Go to the zoo and as you are leaving, start running towards the Parking Lot, yelling, "Run for your lives! They're loose!"

OR

As often as possible, skip rather than walk!

There now. Feel better? Now get back in there at the tables and win your money back!

LOL
Your PokerGuru

char1984 - 08.03.2007, 19:25
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Poker Guru, I just loved the above post and I am gonna try the diet water one today lol(or at least I will talk my hubby into doing it lmao) that would be just as fun.Thanks for the post Laughing

Bower50 - 08.03.2007, 19:40
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LMAOOO.I actually did the hair dryer thing long ago.Everyone slowed down,til they saw me up close.Had a few finger gestures.

cindy7186 - 08.03.2007, 22:23
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lol those are very fun ideas guru!!!

beckie33 - 08.03.2007, 23:23
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Anonymous - 09.03.2007, 00:19
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My Poker Guru,

You've go....You've gotta se..........You've gotta sense of humour !!!
I've only seen master & teacher, now I see the entertainer.
The image's of grown up's skipping along everywhere has tickled me so much, that I'm going to try it for the whole weekend. Skip, rest, skip, rest, skip, whistle, hum, la,la,la,la,la, wherever I go, all day, and all night long. Oh man, I can't wait for the morning
Hilarious,
Thank You
Your friend & loyal scholar
Alan

Sisters - 09.03.2007, 04:26
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Hi,

Poker Guru you had me almost on the floor....I needed that... Laughing

Hugs,

sisters Smile

casino$teve - 09.03.2007, 20:41
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hahaha my girlfriend is a skipper, she will skip instead of jog or run...