Poker story CONTEST (ends Oct. 30)

Posts: 647 · Posted: 20.10.2006, 06:02

"OK if I land my helicopter here, Guru?"

He signaled to the pilot to turn off the landing lights, which had been almost as bright as the early morning sun.

Looking down at the three oddly-dressed guests sprawled near his feet, he said, "Looks like I'm not the only one who had a little too much to drink last night... that ride here in the helicopter was sheer torture! Glad to find everything so calm and most importantly... QUIET, here!"

"Geno!" exclaimed the Guru, who could barely contain his excitement...

"Ouch, not so loud please!" begged Geno, wincing.

The Guru lowered his voice, and continued, "It's so good to see you, my friend! I was just greeting all our wonderful guests a good morning, then I was off to give you a phone call! I was dreading it though, because I was so afraid to hear you say you might not be able to make it. Last time we talked, you weren't sure if your schedule would allow it or not."

Geno said, "Yes, but I ended up not having to...

Posts: 127 · Posted: 20.10.2006, 06:51

....serve as Master of Ceremonies at the Pornographic Unionization Symposium." While the Guru was processing this information, Geno scanned the crowd and saw many familiar faces. He asked the Poker Guru,"Can I borrow your digital camera? I'd like to remember this day and I didn't pack mine, since they aren't allowed at the P.U.S." The Guru, being the gracious host, obliged Geno and woke up the remaining guests. But while he was converting one of the pools into an Olympic-sized coffee maker, the Guru blushed when he remembered the incriminating photo on the camera
Shocked

....

Posts: 1825 · Posted: 20.10.2006, 08:32

OBIWAN and YODA! They heard PokerGuru was having a month long poker game and they didn't want to miss it! Time travel gets a little boring after awhile and you just want to plant your butt in one spot for awhile.

They had heard and read about this generations fascination with Poker and they wanted to come and see it played first hand...

In a galaxy far far away...

Posts: 1825 · Posted: 20.10.2006, 08:35

ROFLLLLMAOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOPS!

That previous message was for the flash of light from the heavens part! hahahaah I missed this last section before I answered... please ignore my post and continue where darrin left off.... hahahahaahahaha

Posts: 127 · Posted: 20.10.2006, 09:32

....serve as Master of Ceremonies at the Pornographic Unionization Symposium." While the Guru was processing this information, Geno scanned the crowd and saw many familiar faces. He asked the Poker Guru,"Can I borrow your digital camera? I'd like to remember this day and I didn't pack mine, since they aren't allowed at the P.U.S." The Guru, being the gracious host, obliged Geno and woke up the remaining guests. But while he was converting one of the pools into an Olympic-sized coffee maker, the Guru blushed when he remembered the incriminating photo on the camera
Shocked

.....

Posts: 647 · Posted: 20.10.2006, 13:08

that he had just lent to Geno.

Setting aside the two-ton bag of coffee he was about to pour into the pool of boiling water, he hurried off to find Geno, just to be safe...

Posts: 2913 · Posted: 20.10.2006, 17:07

Oh, Heavens to Betsy, my budding authors and blooming idiots, PLEASE be merciful in your telling of this story and don't get your Guru fired from this job I love for letting a contest get completely out of control!

Your story is wonderful so far, but with a guru's foresight I can envision it going in directions where it should not, so PLEASE remember to let each character maintain a reasonable amount of decorum and couth.

Thank you very much. And forgive me for interrupting the telling so abuptly. I leave you to it now.

Carry on, keeping this message in mind, please. Carry on with your fascinating yarn that I did, after all, ask for.

Your appreciative Host and PokerGuru

Posts: 1740 · Posted: 20.10.2006, 20:19

but poker guru could not find geno as he was looking through the pictures that both were on the camera and all the new ones and he was so impressed by all the wonderful pictures that the poker guru had taken. He got to see all these fantastic pictures of all the professional poker players and all the casino crushers having such a wonderful time. Geno was so impressed he.......

Posts: 239 · Posted: 20.10.2006, 23:57

the evil leprehan laughing outloud,because he had capture the three woman with hangovers dressed in mens clothing.he found this very amusing he told the guru i will return your he woman to you if you can find the pot of gold and then like a flash

Posts: 239 · Posted: 21.10.2006, 00:04

dis regard my last post it was supposed tobe the part wth the bright light in the bushes sorry i will try again

Posts: 239 · Posted: 21.10.2006, 00:19

decided to throw an extra special party for the guru and all the crushers,for being such a fun group of people.he decided he would surprize them all with...

Posts: 647 · Posted: 21.10.2006, 02:14

an announcement about his newly planned, upcoming party right after the winners of this weekend's poker tournament were decided.

Geno was very excited about his idea to have another party for everyone soon, but for now, he had to put all thoughts of that out of his mind... in fact, he had to put all thoughts of everything out of his mind for now, everything, that is, except POKER. Because, like all the other guests here at this time, he was about to begin to play!

Posts: 398 · Posted: 21.10.2006, 07:59

Quote: › an announcement about his newly planned, upcoming party right after the winners of this weekend's poker tournament were decided.

Geno was very excited about his idea to have another party for everyone soon, but for now, he had to put all thoughts of that out of his mind... in fact, he had to put all thoughts of everything out of his mind for now, everything, that is, except POKER. Because, like all the other guests here at this time, he was about to begin to play!

Take your seats Crushers and put your poker faces on.....

Posts: 1825 · Posted: 21.10.2006, 09:23

A hush fell across the yard as everyone waited to play. The cards were dealt.
The usual opening bids begin. Where of course there is always some idiot who goes all in before the flop. Looks like one of those "cock fighting squadron people" or whatever they are ROFL

Valeria is holding an Ace King and is soooooooo tempted but even through the fog of last night festivities she can hear Guru's voice... No Valeria.. remember all you have is high card.. if only she could remember what she did last night...
She folds...

Posts: 119 · Posted: 21.10.2006, 11:08

And so the first hand of the day plays out and everyone settled in. All of the sudden a scream is heard from one of the tents..... Maw, who had slept in a bit longer than the others, stepped out barefooted and yelled....