Poker story CONTEST (ends Oct. 30)

Posts: 1825 · Posted: 15.10.2006, 05:24

put them ALL on the bed and dress them all up in his clothes so they would look like men. Of course he was a gentleman so he closed his eyes as he did this. Needless to say dressing women in mens clothes with your eyes closed is hard to do and the finished project was quite hysterically funny.

He opened his window and looked outside very carefully and saw the coast was clear.

Now all he had to do was..

Posts: 647 · Posted: 15.10.2006, 05:49

find some smelling salts or something to get these women awake just enough to enable them to walk out the door, with his help, of course.

Hmm, maybe he hadn't thought this plan through as carefully as he thought he had, after all!

Then again, maybe he just needed to...

Posts: 1825 · Posted: 15.10.2006, 05:50

what happened to the open window? ROFL

Posts: 127 · Posted: 15.10.2006, 09:14

Yes the window is where Guru flew in a flash.....
And gently disposed of the ladies with class.
When what by yonder wood should appear?
OC running naked? (whileskillfullynotspillingasingledropofherbeer!)
He captured OC in a flattering pose....
Digitally rendered (with both his eyes closed).
He prayed for his guests, then crawled into bed,
While trying to fathom what might lie ahead...

Posts: 647 · Posted: 15.10.2006, 22:47

His conscience was clear
No guilt did he fear,
Like a baby he slept,
And their secrets he kept...

Posts: 1825 · Posted: 17.10.2006, 04:01

The dawn awoke from it's sleepy slumber. Birds were singing. The smell of a cooking breakfast and hot coffee filtered throughout the house and tents waking the inhabitants.
One by one everyone awoke and wandered to the backyard where a breakfast buffet was laid out on a long table. Valets ready to serve.

The card tables were ready for play. Cards, chips and dealers at each table waiting for the guests.

Further away toward the trees by the house, 3 unrecognizable women (men?) were laying in the bushes just starting to stir.

Will the marathon poker game actually start today? Everyone is in an amiable mood as they walk around talking and eating.

The PokerGuru walks out of his house with a furtive glance by the trees and goes to the breakfast table. He smiles and talks with his guests.

Over in the corner..

Posts: 647 · Posted: 17.10.2006, 05:47

is a massive ice sculpture, shaped to look like the Ace of Spades! Wow! Bet that was tough to make!
The Guru decided to return to his room to retrieve the clothes left behind by those who had a little too much fun the night before...

Posts: 89 · Posted: 17.10.2006, 12:18

......when suddenly he remembered he had to make that very special phonecall ..........

Posts: 647 · Posted: 18.10.2006, 01:07

(ed. note: I'm just laughing, picturing the Guru, walking first one way, then stopping and turning to go another way, then another way, then another... depending on what the story says he's gonna do!)

"That's right," he thought, "I'd better say a quick good morning to everyone, make sure everyone's alright and that nobody needs anything, and then I'll go find a phone..."

Posts: 2913 · Posted: 19.10.2006, 09:50

The pleasant and resonating sound of the Guru's voice brought the group to a smiling silence as he graciously bowed to them and said, as tho quoting poetry, "How happy I am to greet you this fine morning, beloved guests and best of my friends. No faces could I be happier to see this day. It is a good morning, is it not?" And someone's voice, giggly but sincere, replied.........

Posts: 647 · Posted: 19.10.2006, 17:31

"I think those 'fellows' over there in the bushes, the ones moaning, holding their heads, and shielding their eyes from the sun, might have a different opinion of how good a day it is!"

Everyone turned to look at...

Posts: 89 · Posted: 19.10.2006, 21:22

...the window.and you heard them all thinking:" Aint this story ever coming to an end...........?"

Posts: 1740 · Posted: 20.10.2006, 00:48

but the story could not come to an end as it just begun and no poker game had even been played yet do to the crazy night before so therefore....

Posts: 647 · Posted: 20.10.2006, 03:56

therefore, the story will resume! Especially since the contest isn't set to end til the end of the month!
So, anyway, everyone turned to look at the "fellows" in the bushes, the ones moaning and clutching their heads and shielding their eyes from the sun, and ...

Posts: 1740 · Posted: 20.10.2006, 05:33

Geno, holding his head and moaning very loudly as each and every little noise made his head throb...He looked at poker guru and said....