Poker story CONTEST (ends Oct. 30)

Posts: 647 · Posted: 11.10.2006, 23:10

Wrong thing to say, Maw...
Now Agent Stinko... er, I mean Stadenko, may not have been the sharpest tool in the shed, but he knew not to let this rope get away.
"Men," he said, with a gesture toward the rope, "you know what to do."...

Posts: 2053 · Posted: 11.10.2006, 23:28

capture her & get that rope back or i will have ALL of your winnings in every game you've ever played & i won't stop there, i will make sure you never gamble again...the men had no choice they..................

Posts: 647 · Posted: 12.10.2006, 00:15

knew what to do alright.
Seeing the determined look in the agents' eyes as they started to come after her, Maw started thinking this might not have been such a good idea after all.

Things were looking fairly grim until...

Posts: 846 · Posted: 12.10.2006, 01:14

...Db began dancing the routine he had used on a taping of Rugrats at Nickolodeob. Transfixed the FBI stared in awe and appreciation of DB's grace, dance knowledge and spectacular moves (Val seemed appreciative too!). Dancing out the door and into the night, the men followed Db as he led them away from the poker party and saving maw, her boots and her magical rope. 20 minutes later, Db was back saying "Don't worry about the FBI anymore, I....

Posts: 647 · Posted: 12.10.2006, 01:47

led them to my friend's dance studio and hooked 'em up with a week's worth of lessons each! I'm tellin' ya, that Rugrats routine of mine will do it every time! One look at that, and those boys would do anything I told 'em to do."

This explanation, believe it or not, seemed to satisfy everyone present, so...

Posts: 2913 · Posted: 12.10.2006, 13:11

So, everybody half-slumped, half slid back down into their seats. At that very moment, the electricity came back and with everybody looking at everybody else, the place was suddenly overcome with laughter and pointing fingers from everyone.

Their words could hardly be understood through the hysterical laughter, but it was clear to see what they need not have said a word for everyone to notice.

All friends tho they were, not a one of them had ever seen another one of them looking like this! Like a rag-tagged, straggling army in the last century they appeared to be, as if on their way somewhere in retreat and on foot at that.

Hair all tangled and filled with spilled God-knows what, clothing ripped and torn, faces smudged with something no one was willing to take a guess to identify, arms and legs looking as if they had all just come from a mud-wrestling exhibition, THEY ALL LOOKED EQUALLY TERRIBLE AND AT THE SAME TIME, EQUALLY CUTE AND PRECIOUS!

But each one was embarrassed to mortification, and a mighty hush fell over the room. But not for long. Suddenly PokerGuru's voice rang out, although slowly and clearly and very calm.

"During this long intermission," he intoned, "I have had something special prepared to make you all feel wonderful and be ready come tomorrow for some serious poker."

They all looked at him in near shock, wondering what on earth it could be.

"No one is to move", he continued, "until your own personal valet comes to escort you to the torch-lit back yard where you will find two heated Olympic size swimming pools, temporarily converted to Roman style public baths and for each a valise of assorted toiletries, towels, and bathruobes."

"From there you will be led, when ready, to the adjoining side yard where a large number of tents with comfy cots are waiting, but you will not want to claim yours until you have spent all the time you wish at the long, candle-lit tables filled with so many varieties of delicacies and home-cooked food that you are bound to find something to match your tastes. At one end of each table is a fully stocked bar and at the other end, every imaginable type of coffees and teas."

There were gasps of disbelief as a long line of uniformed valets entered, smiling, and stood behind the chairs.

The Guru was almost, but not quite, finished for tonight. " I now must bid you all a wecoming good night and retire to my chambers until tomorrow when I shall greet you at brunch. One last thought, and I must depart. CRUSHERS, YOUR GURU LOVES YOU!"

And went that he disappeared, leaving his guests in the hands of their valets.

They all.................

Posts: 647 · Posted: 12.10.2006, 17:53

stared at each other for a moment, and then simultaneously burst out into excited laughter and talking about how lucky they were to have someone as generous and unpredictable as their dear PokerGuru.

A uniformed valet appeared beside each guest and began to walk them through the double doors into the back yard, dispeling any suspicions anyone might have had that the Guru was only teasing them as a practical joke about what lay in store for them outside.

In the torch-lit back yard, ...

Posts: 127 · Posted: 13.10.2006, 00:57

The air was filled with moans and groans of pleasure as everyone indulged themselves in the calming comfort of the Guru-concocted confines. One person was heard to exclaim that their arthritic pain had all but disappeared. Another excitedly announced that their psoriasis cleared up instantly upon entering the waters. Many wonderful things were happening as a result of this obviously special atmosphere. All involved were touched in one way or another and a memorable night it was indeed.

Posts: 647 · Posted: 13.10.2006, 01:04

The Guru was sleeping peacefully inside, having fallen to sleep with no trouble at all, knowing in his heart that ...

Posts: 1740 · Posted: 13.10.2006, 15:45

everyone was having such a great time and the party was now under control and tommorow the poker games would begin.when all of a sudden there was a LOUD noise and in came

Posts: 647 · Posted: 13.10.2006, 17:28

char1984, with a magnum bottle of Dom Perignon in hand! Wobbling more than a little tipsily, char1984 giggled, and said, "oh, Guru, ...

Posts: 1825 · Posted: 15.10.2006, 01:54

"Let's have a little drinkie poo to celebrate such a sucessful party so far!"
With that she promptly tripped over her own tipsy feet and passed out in Guru's arms.

Now considering she had somehow managed to enter the Guru's domain after he went to bed, he had a little problem.

How was he going to carry her out past everyone still roaming the halls with her passed out in his arms? CC, PC, OC and all would LOVE to see that and harrass him for a looooooooong time!

Stuffing her in the closet till morning was just a quick passing thought and then discarded. After all she might wake up in the dark.

Suddenly a brilliant idea came to him!

With a big smile on his face he.....

Posts: 647 · Posted: 15.10.2006, 03:19

realized that this just might be the perfect solution. And what more would you expect of such a resourceful and creative (and don't forget good-looking!) guy such as the Guru!

He found it impossible to wipe the big smile off his face as he somehow removed himself out from under the dead weight that was char1984 at the moment, and leaving her lying comfortably on the bed, he made his way to his walk-in closet, where he...

Posts: 1740 · Posted: 15.10.2006, 04:59

found Val and Sunspun passed out cold on the floor both snoring as loud as could be. so now he knew if he tried to get through the party with all 3 he surely would be caught so he decided to.........

Posts: 647 · Posted: 15.10.2006, 05:20

modify his original brilliant plan by just a tad. Giving it some quick but careful thought, he decided this would work just as well as the original AND take into account his two new unexpected discoveries as well.

So... not letting this new UNEXPECTED development get in the way (nice try char hehee), he stepped over the 2 snoring bodies in the closet, and...