Poker story CONTEST (ends Oct. 30)

Posts: 1740 · Posted: 09.10.2006, 05:15

poker guru is shouting to get everyones attention to let them know....

Posts: 1825 · Posted: 09.10.2006, 05:22

he will never ever again do a story-line contest ever again! Of course he retains his right to change his mind! After all he is wearing crotchless fishnet stockings!

A hush falls over the room as for ONCE all dealers deal their cards at the same time! Will the poker game actually be played? Who will win? Who will lose? Who will make the biggest blunder of all time?

Everyone is still and then pick up their cards... When out of the blue..

Posts: 647 · Posted: 10.10.2006, 09:17

one final guest arrived, panting for breath and knocking over a potted plant upon entrance... "Hello everyone, sorry I'm late," said....

Posts: 654 · Posted: 10.10.2006, 11:05

Josie. "But I was riding with Mojo and she got me all confused with the "shortcuts" she claimed to know until I didn't have any idea in which direction we were even headed when she admitted she was lost and and told me, "Okay, smarty pants, you just........

Posts: 647 · Posted: 10.10.2006, 11:10

won yourself a seat at my table!"
They proceeded to join their table, and saw that the game was already in play. While awaiting their turn to play, ...

Posts: 89 · Posted: 10.10.2006, 11:29

they heard a loud noise and all the lights went out.............what was happening?

Posts: 846 · Posted: 10.10.2006, 15:14

Well it was obvious OC had brought along all the power outages that delay CC bingo games--now affecting Guru's Poker Party. Guru shouted through the darkness, "Don't worry, we'll make up the poker game next week!" To which Valeria shouted back, "No need to, Guru. I'm the one with Al's vibrating underwear and these huge batteries will power your house for hours!" So after hooking the batteries to the fuse box, the CC gang was ready to play. 5,0000 players all seated, Guru telling the dealers to "Shuffle Em Up!". Oh no, a knock was at the door and it was the FBI.....

Posts: 647 · Posted: 10.10.2006, 18:18

A hush fell over the room, as the 3 dark-suited detectives sauntered in. Suddenly, all the players felt like kids who had been caught doing some unspeakable deed... something so reprehensible that any person with any morals at all would gladly see them imprisoned for! The guru felt the tension in the room. He felt a sudden wave of indignant righteousness, tinged with nausea, at the thought of his beloved game of poker being reduced in the eyes of the law to a low, immoral, and criminally liable act! What was so wrong with a few friends getting together to enjoy a game and socializing with each other that they would have to put themselves at risk of being charged with a crime for it?

He turned to the FBI men, and said, "...

Posts: 89 · Posted: 10.10.2006, 18:34

....hi guys, you are just in time.how about joining us in the nicest and friendliest game in the world?"

Posts: 127 · Posted: 10.10.2006, 21:20

"Cut the crepe Mr. Guru," said agent Stadenko. "This is about a certain pair of boots. This is a matter of national security and we have a boot sniffing canine unit at our disposal." Maw jumped up and said,"......

Posts: 1825 · Posted: 10.10.2006, 22:46

"Look! I can't help it if I stepped in your Top Secret Agent's Dog Poop and picked up a transmitter! It is deeply imbedded in my heel and makes walking in these boots dangerous!"

Agent Stadenko smiled and told Maw "Your legs looked mighty pretty in those boots ma'am, but we are going to have to remove them and take them to our headquarters. I assure you, you will get them back."

Maw screamed and scrambled under a table and grabbed Guru's legs. "You won't get my boots!!!"

Agent Stadenko signaled to his other men...

Posts: 647 · Posted: 10.10.2006, 23:49

... and with the speed and precision that comes only after months of rigorous training, the agents moved in, and ...

Posts: 127 · Posted: 11.10.2006, 03:18

applied the long arms of the law. They tugged and pulled until Maw was extracated, still grasping what apppeared to be ripped and torn crotchless pantyhose, and a mysterious rope........

Posts: 647 · Posted: 11.10.2006, 03:38

which she tried to hide behind her back, so no one could see it. Her secretive maneuverings, however, served only to catch the attention of the agents. One of them demanded, "What's that you've got behind your back?"...

Posts: 2053 · Posted: 11.10.2006, 19:09

it was the magical rope used to tie all the US lawmakers together to stop them from passing the anti gaming laws wink

.....soon the world will be open to all gamers & justice will be mine....hahahahahaha............