Poker story CONTEST (ends Oct. 30)

Posts: 1253 · Posted: 07.10.2006, 01:09

A guy flopping around on the ground trying to put crotchless fishnet pantyhose on! Shocked

But whats this???? Shocked

One pair of fishnets and 3 no, no there are 4 human legs flopping around on the ground??? Shocked

We all knew there was something special about Darrin Wink

lol but ..... ohhhhhh ..... ohhhhhh ...... OH MY GOD .....

Posts: 1825 · Posted: 07.10.2006, 01:30

He stands up swaying his hips to the rythmn of the band blasting out of speakers somewhere in the back yard. He looks down and spies one of Maws thigh high red high heeled boots Guru had removed to put on one of the pair of fishnet stockings. He takes a step to grab it when...

Posts: 3276 · Posted: 07.10.2006, 01:53

Orangie knocks him silly with bag full of bingo balls saying I need those more than you since I had to discard my soaked panties.
Whoooaa!!What's that coming up the driveway?

Posts: 1253 · Posted: 07.10.2006, 03:34

(oh my .... I definately see how this month is going to go for sure.... Embarassed

)

roflmaooo

Posts: 1740 · Posted: 07.10.2006, 03:36

up the driveway came NoNo and everyone knew they were caught. nono was in disbelief when she saw?

Posts: 1825 · Posted: 07.10.2006, 04:56

a big 8 foot 69 sign up on the roof flashing lights blazing! She yelled out "I GOTTA HAVE THAT SIGN!" She tripped over MAWs boot and landed with a thud on top of Guru still struggling with the fishnet crotchless stockings. (He had his foot caught in the crotchless part).
Not to be outdone...

Posts: 647 · Posted: 07.10.2006, 07:21

several members of the party decided they had had enough of these shenanigans, and so, in an attempt to "get this party started", they...

Posts: 1825 · Posted: 07.10.2006, 07:51

tackled bare-assed dbuckler and explained this wasn't a Strip Poker game.
They took Orangie aside privately and gave her a pair of edible panties (licorice flavored). She wiggled her tush and said "These pink and black laced panties are kind of cute but a little sticky!"

The rest of them just shook their heads as the looked at Darrin and Guru trying to walk around with crotchless fishnet stockings.

Maws boots were gathered (although a little fight ensured recapturing them) and give to Maw to wear again.

OC, Royal and Valeria were mumbling about "party poopers" while NoNo was still drooling over the sign.

There was a pause as everyone caught their breath.. when out of the people filled house came a loud scream! It seems that..

Posts: 1825 · Posted: 07.10.2006, 07:54

sorry for the typo's above lol I am tired...

Posts: 1253 · Posted: 07.10.2006, 10:09

Allight's vibrating underwear's batteries were gone! Shocked

Someone had taken them .... Rolling Eyes

All you could hear was gasps as everyone was watch him .....

roflmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Posts: 647 · Posted: 07.10.2006, 14:51

demanding a strip search of everyone present before anyone could leave! "No fun without the batteries, you know," he said. "And I'm all about fun, so, let the strip searches begin!"
Amidst the cries of protest could be heard one voice louder than the others, saying, "

Posts: 505 · Posted: 07.10.2006, 16:05

You all stop that this INSTANT!! Royalbush could not take it anymore..then she pulled out her...

Posts: 647 · Posted: 07.10.2006, 16:28

hair, one by one, 'til she was completely bald!
That made her feel much better.
Someone handed her a Dolly Parton wig, and said, "Wear this til it grows back!"
When she put it on, she...

Posts: 505 · Posted: 07.10.2006, 16:45

immediatly knew she HAD to have maw's big red boots so she....

Posts: 127 · Posted: 07.10.2006, 17:22

located the boots using the GPS beacon she had secretly implanted amidst the confusion. The signal led her inside the bathroom to...the clothes hamper?? She slowly opened the lid....