Quotes from Losers

Posts: 3276 · Posted: 30.04.2008, 01:12

THESE ARE ALL SO TRUE

"I need to play in a bigger game, people will play any trash at this table"

On the river, "Does a full house beat a flush?"

After losing a showdown, "I knew exactly what you had"

"I've seen almost every flop and still end up losing my a$$!"

"When I play high-cards, I lose. When I play low-cards, I lose. I don't know what else to play anymore!"

Posts: 2913 · Posted: 30.04.2008, 01:18

Funny indeed, Bower! And we have heard them all plus, haven't we?

Thanks for the chuckle!

Your Guru

Posts: 444 · Posted: 30.04.2008, 02:19

Nice Bower. My all time favorite, with KK, the guy to my left keeps betting and I finally take him all in, I end up with quads on the river, and his words-not 'nice hand, well played', etc...."f**n moron." That had me so burned up, I was so proud of my 4 kings....I hate a sore loser, we've all been beaten, no sense being rude about it. Oh, well. I just keep my comments to myself(which is unusual, lol!)

Posts: 2053 · Posted: 08.05.2008, 17:27

my favorite quote when i lose when limping in is " I KNEW BETTER I KNEW !@#$ BETTER

LOL

Posts: 1825 · Posted: 08.05.2008, 21:01

I really get mad at myself when I debate on a hand then go ahead and bet it. Then when I lose I tell myself "I knew better than to bet that." So why was I so stupid to bet it in the first place? LOL Razz

Posts: 846 · Posted: 08.05.2008, 21:39

Bower, you forget "Hi, I'm Al Light" lmao