NEW LESSON: Study of LAW in POKER CLASS

Posts: 2913 · Posted: 05.10.2006, 22:29

Well, poker scholars, there are a few legal issues I would like for you to consider so you will be fully informed should you decide to fight for your right to play online poker.

As poker scholars, you should know more, I think, than the average gambler and that is why I am presenting more!

This may sound like a slim chance, but poker players are accustomed to beating or making the most of slim chances.

Here is my point #1: POKER IS NOT REALLY GAMBLING!

I can visualize the looks on your faces, but it would make a nice court case that I, for one, am willing to fight. And why is it not gambling?
(Oh God, this would be an excellent test question if we were a "REAL" university or college!

What have I always stressed to you? POKER DOES NOT depend on LUCK! Playing poker is putting into practice knowledge you have gained from studying! Like any other profession.....such as LAW!

Gambling depends on luck. On chance. The roll of the dice or spin of the slots, neither of which you have any control over. Therefore, it is gambling.

You DO have control of poker outcomes, depending on how well you know the statistics, percentages, and laws of mathematics and physics. Also depending on how good an education you have received on the psychology of poker, such as in reading tells of your opponents.

Therefore, if you have attended a school of poker, which Poker-Crush provides thru me, you have the right to practice the business for which you have been educated.

POINT #2: International Law gives you the right to play poker or any other game online for money.

There was a time when the United States could turn up their noses and ignor international opinion. That period of history is over as more and more of the world's people see our activities in such areas as the Iraq War as illegal. We have to wake up and smell the smoke in the changing drift of the winds. Had better start paying attention to International Law before we are declared criminals by a majority of the world'd prople.

I am not fully prepared to teach this critical phase of this POKER LESSON, but I am working on it.

I would appreciate the comments of all my Poker scholars!

Your very serious PokerGuru

Posts: 496 · Posted: 05.10.2006, 22:56

WOOT WOOT WOOT WOOT

YOU REALLY KNOW YOUR S.H.I.T. POKER GURU

WOW POKER CRUSH HAS IT'S OWN PERSONNAL POKER RIGHTS REPRESENATIVE

YOU R DA BOMB ..BABY

mojojds

Posts: 1253 · Posted: 06.10.2006, 01:26

I love the way you think Guru!!!! And Mojo, I couldn't of said it better!!!! Woot Woot Woot!!!!

Happy Gaming Always!

OrangeCrush Wink

Posts: 1740 · Posted: 07.10.2006, 04:05

i second that OC. Well said Mojo Very Happy

Posts: 505 · Posted: 07.10.2006, 13:42

I agree with you Poker Guru and I also believe that we should not be told when, where and how to spend OUR hard earned money!!

Posts: 398 · Posted: 08.10.2006, 20:56

WOW!!!!!! i joy anderson, notLOL, attimes uh huhLOL,witchdummy, and lately notLMAO, am radiating complete admiration and faith in our Poker Guru!!!!

i like oooops LOVE AND ADMIRE your way of thinking my dear GURU!!!!!
i have been praying and wishing....and thank you for hearing. you must understand, well maybe give it a thought, i pray to the many vibes and awesome word which we know as GOD!!!!! all good. and try not fall as prey to the negative word. you GURU are inspiration which deserves recognition as our most awesome PokerGuru!!!!!

i willl second and third or even more ......"WOOOOT WOOOOT"

now for another important question which enters my brain......sunspun where are you!!!! just curious.

Posts: 654 · Posted: 09.10.2006, 03:58

I, too, am right here in line with the others who have posted, our Guru, and I agree with everything they have said -- and I am ready to follow you anywhere and help you in any way I can!

royalblush

Posts: 398 · Posted: 21.10.2006, 19:32

just a quick thought.....if ya win a freeroll....even if it is only cents....and since ya win your account is credited with real player cents(monies), is that considered depositing? just curious.....