More funny Poker Quotes

Posts: 1825 · Posted: 08.01.2007, 08:16

"Poker is alot like sex, everone thinks they are the best, but most don't have a clue what they are doing!" - Dutch Boyd

"I never go looking for a sucker. I look for a Champion and make a sucker of of him." - "Amarillo" Slim Preston

"There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." - Poker Quote by Mark Twain

Posts: 2053 · Posted: 08.01.2007, 21:43

undoubtedly a man came up with that first one lol.........ty for sharing i'm still LMAOOOOOOOO

Posts: 2913 · Posted: 09.01.2007, 01:14

Again and again, I find myself thanking you, excellent member, Valeria!

Your contributions to our site are, I am sure, appreciated by the rest of the family as well!

I am familiar with those quotes, and their authors, and I agree they are real gems!

Now I know why you once said, (I think it was you), that you loved Mark Twain. Oh, how I wish we still had him among us. He would go to Wasington and hold a press conference and put those anti-internet-gambling polticians to shame!!!!!!! Can't you just imagine???????? Now I am, just thinking about it, ROFLMBO!!!!!!!!!!

Your tickled pink Guru