JULY Postathon....Closed! Winners Announced!

Posts: 6338 · Posted: 18.07.2014, 23:18

Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds" fee on money they already know you don't have?

Posts: 2993 · Posted: 21.07.2014, 04:13

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Posts: 6338 · Posted: 21.07.2014, 11:29

What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

Posts: 1825 · Posted: 21.07.2014, 18:55

Are part-time band leaders semi-conductors?

Posts: 6338 · Posted: 21.07.2014, 19:27

Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?

Posts: 2993 · Posted: 22.07.2014, 17:10

Why do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage?

Posts: 6338 · Posted: 22.07.2014, 19:12

How do a fool and his money GET together?

Posts: 2993 · Posted: 22.07.2014, 23:35

Why do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

Posts: 6338 · Posted: 23.07.2014, 02:41

In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?

Posts: 3854 · Posted: 24.07.2014, 03:16

People that say they want the truth and then don't want to listen to it!!!

Posts: 6338 · Posted: 24.07.2014, 11:30

If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

Posts: 822 · Posted: 24.07.2014, 15:15

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Posts: 6338 · Posted: 24.07.2014, 17:16

If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?

Posts: 2787 · Posted: 25.07.2014, 12:45

why are there locks on the doors of businesses that are open 24 hours?

Posts: 6338 · Posted: 25.07.2014, 15:19

Why do black olives come in cans and green olives come in jars?