JULY Postathon....Closed! Winners Announced!

Posts: 6338 · Posted: 11.07.2014, 13:04

If the post office has machines that can sort snail mail at 1000's of times per minute, then why do they give it to a little old man on a bike to deliver?

Posts: 2993 · Posted: 12.07.2014, 01:28

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

Posts: 6338 · Posted: 12.07.2014, 01:44

If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

Posts: 1825 · Posted: 12.07.2014, 20:50

What do sheep count when they can't get to sleep?

Posts: 6338 · Posted: 12.07.2014, 21:38

How do "Do not walk on the grass" signs get there?

Posts: 2993 · Posted: 13.07.2014, 18:47

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

Posts: 6338 · Posted: 13.07.2014, 19:39

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

Posts: 2993 · Posted: 14.07.2014, 04:45

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

Posts: 6338 · Posted: 14.07.2014, 15:10

Can you be a closet claustrophobic?

Posts: 1454 · Posted: 15.07.2014, 14:37

boys wearing there pants way to low

Posts: 6338 · Posted: 15.07.2014, 16:12

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

Posts: 3854 · Posted: 15.07.2014, 21:33

People that stop when it plainly says YIELD.........

Posts: 2993 · Posted: 15.07.2014, 23:52

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

Posts: 6338 · Posted: 16.07.2014, 02:44

How does a thermos know if the drink should be hot or cold?

Posts: 3854 · Posted: 16.07.2014, 03:02

Judges not being REQUIRED to have knowledge of the LAWS.....