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JAN 2010 CONTEST #3*CLOSED* WINNER ANNOUNCED

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PostPosted: 31.01.2010, 22:40 Reply with quoteBack to top
"Read my lips, no more taxes!"
-George H. W. Bush


Speaking of Bush, I saw this joke that I thought was kind of funny................


Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and George W. Bush were set to face a firing squad in a small Central American country. Bill Clinton was the first one placed against the wall and just before the order was given he yelled out, "Earthquake!" The firing squad fell into a panic and Bill jumped over the wall and escaped in the confusion.

Al Gore was the second one placed against the wall. The squad was reassembled and Al pondered what he had just witnessed. Again before the order was given Al yelled out, "Tornado!" Again the squad fell apart and Al slipped over the wall.

The last person, George W. Bush, was placed against the wall. He was thinking, "I see the pattern here, just scream out something about a disaster and hop over the wall." He confidently refused the blindfold as the firing squad was reassembled. As the rifles were raised in his direction he grinned from ear to ear and yelled, "Fire!"

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PostPosted: 01.02.2010, 02:30 Reply with quoteBack to top
"Poker is alot like sex, everone thinks they are the best, but most don't have a clue what they are doing!"
Dutch Boy'd

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golf and sex are the two things in life that you don't have to be good at to enjoy

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I used to be a heavy gambler. But now I just make mental bets. That's how I lost my mind.
Steve Allen

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I used to be a heavy gambler. But now I just make mental bets. That's how I lost my mind.
Steve Allen

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People would be surprised to know how much I learned about prayer from playing poker"

Mary Austin, 20th century American author

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PostPosted: 04.02.2010, 04:40 Reply with quoteBack to top
Yes I pray for the best Smile

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PostPosted: 04.02.2010, 04:41 Reply with quoteBack to top
Becuse the Bible states seek ye the kingdom of God and all shall be added unto you.

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PostPosted: 04.02.2010, 04:48 Reply with quoteBack to top
CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!


IS IN ORDER

TO THE WINNER OF THIS CONTEST!!!!


I SHOOK AND I ROLLED AND I SHOOK SOME MORE



AND THE NAME THAT POPPED UP WAS......



dmoney644




CONGRATULATIONS AGAIN!!!! MAY YOUR WINNINGS GROW!!!!



HAPPY GAMING ALWAYS!!!

YOUR POKER-CRUSH STAFF

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PostPosted: 04.02.2010, 06:24 Reply with quoteBack to top
wtg dmoney

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PostPosted: 04.02.2010, 13:08 Reply with quoteBack to top
w2g!

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PostPosted: 04.02.2010, 13:24 Reply with quoteBack to top
WTG dmoney644 congrats on the win

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PostPosted: 04.02.2010, 16:47 Reply with quoteBack to top
WootWoot!! WTG Derrick!!

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PostPosted: 06.02.2010, 03:06 Reply with quoteBack to top
Hi,


Congrats dmoney Very Happy


sisters Smile

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PostPosted: 10.02.2010, 06:18 Reply with quoteBack to top
Woohoo! I was just coming to congrat the winner of the contest and i am shocked to see it was me! lol

Thanks Geno, Staff, And All Of The Wonderful Members That have kept me coming back!

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