August Twisted Headlines Contest Closed! Winners Announced!

Posts: 2993 · Posted: 11.08.2011, 16:20

Man fired for Washing Himself With Own Urine

Posts: 3854 · Posted: 11.08.2011, 21:54

A HOUSEPLANT developing dimensia is known as A WANDERING JEW.

Posts: 2993 · Posted: 12.08.2011, 00:27

A Dancing Carrot Proposes Marriage

Posts: 660 · Posted: 12.08.2011, 15:04

'Redneck Olympics' warned to change name LOL!

Posts: 2993 · Posted: 12.08.2011, 15:57

Male Infertility Can Be Passed on to Children

Posts: 3854 · Posted: 13.08.2011, 00:55

Mimic a Mime Day IS ALL THE CHATTER!!! LOL

Posts: 2993 · Posted: 13.08.2011, 02:27

Law Prohibits Swearing Around the Dead

Posts: 2954 · Posted: 13.08.2011, 23:26

Special today - no ice cream.

Posts: 2954 · Posted: 13.08.2011, 23:32

SCRATCH THAT ONE ABOVE IT'S STUPID LOL. SORRY

Toaster: A gift that every member of the family appreciates.
Automatically burns toast.

Posts: 2993 · Posted: 14.08.2011, 04:05

Husband's Internet Date Turns Out to Be His Wife

Posts: 2954 · Posted: 14.08.2011, 08:52

Wanted: Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink Smile

Posts: 1263 · Posted: 14.08.2011, 12:39

Hungarian immigrants relocate in Wales: refer to themselves as WellHung

Posts: 660 · Posted: 14.08.2011, 17:20

Sarah Palin Checks Into Rehab; Last Six Months Suddenly Make Sense

Posts: 2954 · Posted: 14.08.2011, 20:27

Now is your chance to have your ears pierced. Get an extra pair to take home.

Posts: 3854 · Posted: 14.08.2011, 21:33

Stop Doing That!! The psychiatrist screamed over and over before charging $500 for the hour- The guy was "cured" when he did not come back....