August Twisted Headlines Contest Closed! Winners Announced!

Posts: 3854 · Posted: 09.08.2011, 04:05

Australian Monthly: Retired man saw a big CHIMPANZEE GOING APE!

Posts: 2993 · Posted: 09.08.2011, 16:23

Official: Only Rain Will Cure Draught

Posts: 2954 · Posted: 09.08.2011, 20:16

Bees quit working until pooh retires Smile

Posts: 2993 · Posted: 10.08.2011, 02:46

Man Tossing Knife in the Air Stabs Self in Head

Posts: 3854 · Posted: 10.08.2011, 05:43

COTTAGE CHEESE:
Goes bad if not kept refrigerated.
Made by milk thats not refrigerated- LMAO

Posts: 2993 · Posted: 10.08.2011, 12:45

Platform Shoes Claim Another Life

Posts: 660 · Posted: 10.08.2011, 13:26

A young girl who was blown out to sea on a set of inflatable teeth was rescued by a man on an inflatable lobster. A coastguard spokesman commented, 'This sort of thing is all too common.' Question

Posts: 2993 · Posted: 10.08.2011, 14:44

Canada Could Face Sperm Shortage

Posts: 3854 · Posted: 10.08.2011, 15:27

Get a free Mystery "GIFT" !!! Just SEND $5.00 now. Blink

Posts: 2993 · Posted: 10.08.2011, 15:44

Chicken With Artificial Leg Dies a Hero

Posts: 3276 · Posted: 10.08.2011, 21:04

“Statistics Show That Teen Pregnancy Drops Off Significantly After Age 25”

Posts: 6338 · Posted: 10.08.2011, 22:28

Hollywood making a horror movie about MS Word/Excel asking people to save changes they didn't make

Posts: 3854 · Posted: 10.08.2011, 22:45

Man dies trying to break a GUINESS RECORD for holding breath more than 5 minutes under water. Simultaneously creating a new branch in it.

*Doubtful anyone will "TRY" to top that one, eh?

Posts: 2993 · Posted: 11.08.2011, 00:31

Breast Milk Ice Cream Confiscated Over Safety Concerns -

"...the dessert known as 'Baby Gaga'....A serving of the ice cream is valued at £14 (US$22.76, €16.49) and is provided in a martini glass"

Posts: 660 · Posted: 11.08.2011, 14:00

It's gonna be a uphill battle but we're not going down.