August Twisted Headlines Contest Closed! Winners Announced!

Posts: 1825 · Posted: 04.08.2011, 23:37

"Abused Woman Denied Divorce on Grounds That Koran Allows Men to Beat Their Wives"

Posts: 2993 · Posted: 04.08.2011, 23:50

Blind Man Bites Guide Dog In Drunken Rage

Posts: 2954 · Posted: 05.08.2011, 03:15

Army vehicle gone missing after being painted with camouflage.

( and you wonder why... )

thanks playin,big hug Smile

Posts: 2993 · Posted: 05.08.2011, 03:37

California Hopes For An Alien Invasion To Solve Jobs Crisis

Posts: 3854 · Posted: 05.08.2011, 04:05

"The #1 Antivirus Stocks Plummet!"
This following CEO confession "We crashed entire internal network while silently tracking- an EarthWorm"

Posts: 232 · Posted: 05.08.2011, 06:03

Psychics predict world didn't end yesterday

Posts: 3854 · Posted: 05.08.2011, 07:13

THEIF SEEKS DISABILITY, CLAIMS WAS INJURED WHILE ON THE "JOB"

Posts: 1825 · Posted: 05.08.2011, 09:45

Researcher says Rodney King's dyslexia a contributing factor in the violence escalation with officer Figpucker

Posts: 232 · Posted: 05.08.2011, 11:15

Dead Body Found in Cemetary

Posts: 6338 · Posted: 05.08.2011, 13:00

Buddhists liberate 534 lobsters near Boston

Posts: 2993 · Posted: 05.08.2011, 13:41

Alton Attorney Accidently Sues Himself

Posts: 660 · Posted: 05.08.2011, 16:39

meeting on open meetings is closed

Posts: 1825 · Posted: 05.08.2011, 18:52

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
What a guy!

Posts: 660 · Posted: 05.08.2011, 20:15

Blind Woman Gets New Kidney from Dad she Hasn't Seen in Years Laughing

Posts: 3854 · Posted: 05.08.2011, 22:42

PET PIG EATS BACON AND EGGS EVERY MORNING:)

..EEEEEWWW RIGHT?? LOL