August Twisted Headlines Contest Closed! Winners Announced!

Posts: 2993 · Posted: 04.08.2011, 13:29

I was looking and found this........HAD to post whole story......LOL I hope that is OK.

Posts: 398 · Posted: 04.08.2011, 15:29

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

lmao grandglor

Posts: 6338 · Posted: 04.08.2011, 15:38

Don't post here if you don't want to win

Posts: 3854 · Posted: 04.08.2011, 15:45

LMAOOOOOOO- I admit I am making them up, probably easy to tell, eh? Razz

POOL TEMPERATURE TAKES A DIP in CHIP S-
Local teenager Chip S ____ hospitalized recovering from frostbite after swimming in January.

Posts: 2993 · Posted: 04.08.2011, 18:14

Utah Poison Control Center reminds everyone to not take poison

Posts: 2954 · Posted: 04.08.2011, 19:25

Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
[He probably IS the battery charge!]

Posts: 6338 · Posted: 04.08.2011, 19:49

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says

Posts: 2954 · Posted: 04.08.2011, 21:42

Miner Refuses to Work after Death
[That-good-for-nothing lazy so-and-so!]

Posts: 6338 · Posted: 04.08.2011, 21:48

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Now that’s taking things a bit far!

Posts: 2954 · Posted: 04.08.2011, 21:49

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
[Weren't they fat enough?!]

LOL

Posts: 2787 · Posted: 04.08.2011, 22:11

Eggplant study gets squashed.

Posts: 3854 · Posted: 04.08.2011, 22:13

Trash man sues Employer for his WIFE leaving his stinky ass!
Razz

Posts: 398 · Posted: 04.08.2011, 22:15

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

some of these headlines are amazing.

Posts: 6338 · Posted: 04.08.2011, 22:18

If Strike Isn’t Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
Ya think?!

Posts: 2954 · Posted: 04.08.2011, 22:44

Postman gets sexaul harasment charges for delivering love letters

( no in house affairs! )