August Twisted Headlines Contest Closed! Winners Announced!

Posts: 2993 · Posted: 14.08.2011, 22:30

Suspended MP Accused of Telling 100 Lies

Posts: 660 · Posted: 14.08.2011, 23:51

LOSING WIFE & HOME - TAKE UP PAYMENTS ON EITHER

This was in my hometown classified ads! Laughing

Posts: 2993 · Posted: 15.08.2011, 15:05

Library Vote Upholds Decision to OK Guns, But Ban Wooden Shoes

Posts: 3854 · Posted: 15.08.2011, 16:00

HELP- Lost Marbles!! I thought I just had 'em too...

Posts: 2954 · Posted: 15.08.2011, 19:35

Vacation Special: have your home exterminated

Posts: 660 · Posted: 15.08.2011, 22:56

Condom truck tips, spills load

Posts: 3854 · Posted: 16.08.2011, 13:09

Concealed Weapons Permit Handbook:
Article 168 Part N #117 Void Inside Any Bank/Financial Institution
UNLESS YOU HAVE it ON YOUR PERSON?

I think it is your permit, huh? LMAO

Posts: 2787 · Posted: 16.08.2011, 14:56

New for those DIYers.... Amazon.com now offers body bags in choice of 2 colors!

Posts: 2993 · Posted: 16.08.2011, 15:20

Patti did you lose your again? LOL

Man Fights Ravenous Moth With Sex

Posts: 3854 · Posted: 16.08.2011, 17:18

grandglor wrote: › Patti did you lose your again? LOL

Never found to lose "again" ... LMAO

Today local Craigslist Ad: FREE REMOTE, but missing TV-

Posts: 2954 · Posted: 16.08.2011, 18:27

Fire British Union Finds Dwarfs in Short Supply

Posts: 660 · Posted: 16.08.2011, 20:21

A-Rod goes deep, Wang hurt

Posts: 2993 · Posted: 16.08.2011, 21:55

Joint Committee Investigates Marijuana Use

If this was posted before....sorry

Posts: 3854 · Posted: 16.08.2011, 23:40

Turtle Race!! #3 SLO-MO Wins XTRA for fastest TIME!!

Posts: 2993 · Posted: 17.08.2011, 00:21

Students Cook and Serve Grandparents

Patti, I found some marbles, could they belong to you?