A good Laugh...

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A not so bright fellow was playing 5-10 holdem and was stuck about 200 dollars when he looked down beside the table and saw a little green leprechaun.

The little green leprechaun said "Quit playing poker forever right now and I'll give you a pot of gold worth a million dollars." The player replied, "Let me get even first."

Posts: 654 · Posted: 18.12.2005, 08:37

Dr. Crush ~

When did you start talking to little green leprechauns? LMAO

P.S. I couldn't resist. You know you are my best poker bud.

royalblush

Posts: 654 · Posted: 18.12.2005, 08:47

Okay, Dr. Crush ~ I made fun of yours.....so now I will tell one and give you a chance to make fun of mine.........

A set of jumper cables walked up to a nearly full poker table and took a seat, looking at the dealer questioningly. "Oh alright," the dealer said. "You can sit in, but don't start anything!"

hahahohohohehahaha Jester

royalblush

Posts: 6338 · Posted: 29.12.2005, 06:26

ROFLLMAO
Royal you are too much

win4maw

Posts: 654 · Posted: 01.01.2006, 04:25

Well now, Maw, if that is true, I would say it comes from hanging out online with you! tee hee hee tee hee Laughing

royalblush

Posts: 6338 · Posted: 03.01.2006, 20:40

I guess I could say I don't know anyone better to hang with /joking LOL

win4maw

Posts: 654 · Posted: 05.01.2006, 04:40

win4maw wrote: › I guess I could say I don't know anyone better to hang with /joking LOL

win4maw

Well, Maw, I will take that as a compliment. Thank you!

And right back atcha with those words you wrote.

royalblush

Posts: 647 · Posted: 18.03.2006, 17:36

Hahaha very funny DrCrush and royalblush!

Hey! Did u ever notice y'all rhyme?

Bet you'd have made a great vaudeville act together!

OK, here's something heard at an online poker game that I thought was funny (even funnier 'cuz I was the one who said it!).

Some guy getting a bad attitude and telling me I suck and can't play worth anything (this after I beat his hand, of course!) and calling me names, etc etc...

I never know what to say to these types.

So to the table in general, I just said, "too bad smilies don't have fingers".

To my relief, they got it and laughed, and he was a fool and I was cool.

Works for me! lol.

OK have fun all and good luck!

sunspun

Posts: 4 · Posted: 29.03.2006, 22:02

That probably is a true story. Very funny.

Posts: 647 · Posted: 03.04.2006, 05:45

All true truushot! (I was there!)

Razz

sunspun

Posts: 2913 · Posted: 03.04.2006, 11:32

POKER CRUSHERS ONE AND ALL,

THIS ENTIRE STRING OF POSTS HAS KEPT ME LAUGHING UNTIL I AM NOW OUT OF EVERYTHING BUT TOILET PAPER WITH WHICH TO DRY MY EYES! TRUE, I SWEAR!

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