A CRUSHER CHRISTMAS STORY - Winners Announced!

Posts: 50 · Posted: 10.12.2007, 05:52

tunrning his back to Laura so she couldn't see that he was going through his pant pockets , looking to check his change ......

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I just love these stories...... Connie LMAO Smile

Posts: 654 · Posted: 10.12.2007, 09:05

allight wrote: › Meanwhile on the democratic chartered jet, Bill Clinton was busy advocating Hillary's medical coverage for all americans by offerring free gynocological exams to all the female passengers...

ROFLMAOOOOOOOOO!

Back in Air Force 1, Laura was about to go into a hysterical fit of rage!

She screamed at the secret service men, "DID YOU HEAR ME? That sled full of slot machines within our borders MUST be stopped!!!!! AT ALL COSTS, I TOLD YOU!"

Then she turned to George and said, "DUBYA, authorize them to shoot to kill if they have to!"

George squinted one eye and said to all, "We have to figure out some way to explain killing the red-suited man and those deer! and I know why we MUST do it! He could have weapons of mass destruction in that sled!"

His wife fainted.

Posts: 718 · Posted: 10.12.2007, 09:46

Hi,

As the secret service brought Laura to, George was sitting in the corner of Air Force 1 crying, screeching out loud "I HAVE BEEN A GOOD BOY, JUST ASK MY MOTHER"

sisters Very Happy

Posts: 1192 · Posted: 10.12.2007, 11:10

Not wanting to shoot down and be responsible for the demise of Santa Claus, Bush ordered the fighters to shoot down the chartered jet instead. Bush peered out a window on Air Force 1 as the fighter....

Posts: 1100 · Posted: 10.12.2007, 11:30

plane Veared to the left and started into a barrel roll . The pilots coat sleave was tangled up . It got caught up on the throttle stick . Because he had Nana in there with him . And you would never believe what they where doing . It was a sight for sore eyes .

Posts: 1825 · Posted: 10.12.2007, 12:22

Meanwhile back in Santa's sleigh, Santa was checking his list twice and wasn't paying attention to the two planes.

Pausing just long enough to place a bet on his laptop he turned and saw...

Posts: 1192 · Posted: 10.12.2007, 13:33

Al Gore, in a flying suit, trying to take back the Internet that he helped create because those guys Microsoft and Apple won't cut him in on his share....

Posts: 846 · Posted: 10.12.2007, 17:33

Of course his flying suit used an extraordinary amount of fuel and oil supplies, but he had bought carbon credits so he had no guilt...even though the weight of his nobel peace prized doubled his fuel usage. His plan was to stop Santa and measure the methane output of his many reindeer to make sure if was not putting an increasingly large hole in our ozone layer....

Posts: 3276 · Posted: 10.12.2007, 18:20

The Canadian contingent of Sisters.Evergreen.Spook and Bower went out to meet ev1 exiting the planes.Bush said we have no issue with you people so ..........

Posts: 1740 · Posted: 10.12.2007, 18:23

Go back to what you were doing so they.....

Posts: 1825 · Posted: 10.12.2007, 23:20

Out of nowhere two men suddenly jumped on Santa's Sleigh and handcuffed him.
Santa said to the two men, "Your going to be put on my bad list!"

"Do you want to add bribery to your offenses Santa?" One of the men sneered. "I don't believe in Santa Clause anyway. Your just a man in a red suit with contraband."

The other man looking slightly doubtful as he gazed at the reindeer. "Well don't be too hasty, the reindeer WERE flying!"

The people who came out to see what all the excitement was about started to yell and shout and getting really angry seeing what the men were doing to Santa.

A little girl started crying and pleaded, "Please don't hurt Santa!"

Santa turned and smiled at the little girl and gave her a wink....

Posts: 398 · Posted: 11.12.2007, 00:12

oh my then visited by the simpletons visual christmas spirit.....they decided to lift the ban on online gaming.....psst....i think i get flight sick from alll this air flight stuff......

Posts: 3276 · Posted: 11.12.2007, 00:12

Santa said don't you worry Char,I'll be back in business in plenty of time for Christmas and your special gift.This made Char smile however in the meantime..........

Posts: 1825 · Posted: 11.12.2007, 00:29

Everyone was gathering up snow and a huge snowball fight started (all aimed at the Bush's and FBI men).

Snow was flying everywhere!

Posts: 846 · Posted: 11.12.2007, 00:35

but they didn't take any snow from an area where somone had peed Bill Clinton sucks in the snow.....the FBI men, outraged by such an act had it sent to the lab for tests which revealed the pee was Al Gore's! And the handwriting was Hillary Clinton's!!!