A CRUSHER CHRISTMAS STORY - Winners Announced!

Posts: 398 · Posted: 28.12.2007, 00:05

guess that took guts...allight....just had to have that lap dance..can anyone say.......SQWISHED!!!! oh my oh my poor dear allight....
just when we all thought allight went to sqwished ville.....the north pole dancer let out a giggle of all giggles and flew straight up in the air....whew allight gasped out....and moved promptly from the spot which the north pole dancer came crashing back down with out the all fired hunk of allight to break the fall.....lmao.....allight gasped now thats what i call CRUSHED....not sqwished....whew amazing what a good goose will get you out from underneath.... wink wink

Posts: 3276 · Posted: 28.12.2007, 00:25

When she landed her suit split and out crawled our Guru.
He looked quite dazed and exclaimed.........

Posts: 1740 · Posted: 03.01.2008, 05:39

OK Crushers grab your drinks ,sit down and lets have a serious game of kick a.. poker..... Laughing

Posts: 379 · Posted: 03.01.2008, 06:03

"Can I kick first?"............whispered notlol, as she polished her high heals.......

Posts: 398 · Posted: 03.01.2008, 08:46

Posts: 398 · Posted: 03.01.2008, 09:31

There was notLOL confused as could be....thinkin hmmm....kick...kick kick..... when Maw outta no where appeared....notLOL enough of this nonsense....and snapped her fingers and a stockade appeared...notLOL startled at what was happening in front of her eyes....just knew Maw had plans........oh then before notLOL had a chance to think....she was in the stockade wishing she hadnt .....thought fight when she shoulda been thinkin poker....charla did say kick a not arse.....no time to fret...notLOL had to think away outta this ........so she could play some poker as well...

Posts: 398 · Posted: 03.01.2008, 09:36

Posts: 379 · Posted: 03.01.2008, 09:53

"BONDAGE"..........she screamed.....having flashbacks to the good old days................

Sitting quietly in the corner of the room,Bower begun to get urges..................urges of.....................

Posts: 1100 · Posted: 04.01.2008, 00:40

this was all too funny

Posts: 3276 · Posted: 04.01.2008, 02:41

............Sitting quietly in the corner of the room,Bower begun to get urges..................urges of.....................Nothing to do with poker as he watched Notlol trying to wiggle her way out of captivity.

Posts: 398 · Posted: 05.01.2008, 08:25

Posts: 398 · Posted: 05.01.2008, 08:41

ok ok this is getting crazy notLOL thought...ummm....what in the heck is that paddle for...oh ohohoh.....i am thinkin....its time to be out of this piece of wood structure.....just then notLOLs imaginary lil friend appeared....notLOL was surprised she didnt exactly think her imaginary friend looked like that....hmmm....doesnt matter no time to think up a look, that paddle loooks dangerous....so notLOLs trusty lil eye friend let her out of the stockade....whew just in the nick of time to scoot on over to the poker table....ok deal me in....please. time to play some poker.

Posts: 1740 · Posted: 05.01.2008, 08:49

As notLOL sat at the table Charla looked acroos and noticed how either that stockade or that imaginary or even that paddle stressed not to the point she was gray headed.Well time for the poker to begin said the Guru as Bower was......

Posts: 398 · Posted: 05.01.2008, 11:55

char1984 wrote: › Very Happy

As notLOL sat at the table Charla looked acroos and noticed how either that stockade or that imaginary or even that paddle stressed not to the point she was gray headed.Well time for the poker to begin said the Guru as Bower was......

wondering ........how the heck did notLOL manage to get out of the stockade , where the ....and what the.....well Guru must be more careful of his teachings...for the "Thinking skills" are as powerful as you or I could imagine.....just look at the imaginary eyeball that helps with split second escapes.......just then Bowers thoughts were interupted....
""hey check it out me and the orange penquin here....musts slipped your thoughts." Bower looked to where the voice was coming and wouldnt you know it.....there were Bowers slipped his mind companions which always brought a smile to his face .....what a memory reunion....Bower knew that his Thinking skills were quite strong now...plus some.... "ahha now allight stands nor sits a chance....."

Posts: 1825 · Posted: 05.01.2008, 22:45

Just then Valeria snapped her fingers. All the mind pets and memory pets and imaginary pets jumped to the poker table and picked up their cards.
She looked around the table and everyone was talking and playing with their pets.

"This should be an easy game.", she thought. "Let's play some POKER!"

The Guru nodded and smiled as Bower slightly disoriented with his urges sticking out all over the place...