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PokerGuru
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CONTEST: A Crusher Christmas Story
Hello Poker Crushers!
Let's get a December contest going here. For this one, two of you will win $30 each!
Picture this: It is a dark December night. There are three objects streaking across the sky, still too far apart to see one another. Too far apart to know they are all three headed for the same location: Crusherville. From three different directions, with Crusherville at the very center of the triangle they form.
One of the objects is Santa and his sled and reindeer. Going to see if Crushers, both Poker Crushers and Casino Crushers are being good or bad. He has his clipboard to take notes on who is doing what!
The second object is a jet plane named Air Force 1. It is carrying President Bush and some Republican candidates for the next election and also two senators who are pushing for anti-gambling laws!
The third object is a chartered airplane carrying Hillary and Bill Clinton, a group of their friends, and some other Democratic candidates for the next election.
Still not noticing, the three move closer and closer toward Crusherville........AND toward one another!
Suddenly.........
Okay, my PCers, I know you have good imaginations and you can write! One of you start and others follow to complete this story of Christmas, 2007.
Write as many times as you want to and your name will go in the drawing once for EVERY TIME you post another piece of the story. RULE: Two other PCers have to post their pieces between any two of yours! So you might have to kick some butts to get two more posts before you can post again to add more to the story!
The more posts you add, the better your chances of winning one of the $30 prizes!
HAVE FUN WITH THIS CONTEST and DON'T MAKE IT A CHORE FOR YOURSELF. Just do it and ENJOY!
Hint: You can write about CCers in the story, but they cannot defend themselves or write about you unless they become a PC member!!!!!
Remember, you must have 3000 PC points to win cash and an online account for us to send your money. If you have fewer than 3000 points, you'd better get busy earning them or we will send you the 3000 points so you will have them next time you win.
You will be advised at a later date of the deadline, so don't waste any time getting started!
I can't wait to read your story! You may name names but do it all in fun and with a considerate good nature!
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Bower50

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09.12.2007, 15:09 |
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Santa's sleigh and reindeer lit up with a brilliance that the other two couldn't help but see.Mr Bush said to Laura............. |
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slotmom
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09.12.2007, 15:47 |
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Mr Bush said to Laura what is that strainge noise I here ..... |
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allight
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09.12.2007, 17:31 |
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to which laura bush replied,"It sounds like the clanging of slot machines" |
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Bower50

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09.12.2007, 17:38 |
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Santa and the two airplanes landed next to a large Vegas style building where all the noise was coming from. |
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beckie33
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09.12.2007, 17:38 |
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slot machines? I thought they were banned in the states?? So Laura said..... |
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valeria
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09.12.2007, 17:58 |
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Meanwhile in Air Force 1 noses were pressed against the window panes as everyone was looking out the window.
One of them shouted, "Hey aren't those Slot Machines all lit up in Santa's sleigh?
One of the Secret Service men ran to a phone to notify the Feds to capture Santa from illegal traffic across boarders with contraband slot machines!
"He must be stopped at all costs!" shouted another. |
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allight
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09.12.2007, 18:27 |
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Meanwhile on the democratic chartered jet, Bill Clinton was busy advocating Hillary's medical coverage for all americans by offerring free gynocological exams to all the female passengers... |
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Bower50

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09.12.2007, 21:13 |
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How does one stop Santa without losing votes? asks George. |
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concan
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09.12.2007, 22:51 |
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AS the charted jet with the Clintons approached the runway, Bill yells,
Hey Hillary isn't that Bush's Airforce One?
What the hell is going on here?
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char1984
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10.12.2007, 00:44 |
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im not sure whats going on but i will say.... |
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spookth
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10.12.2007, 02:53 |
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Hillary told Bill" Whatever you do Bill, stay away from the girls with the green dresses and cigars! |
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linnie16
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10.12.2007, 02:56 |
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Laura looked out Air Force 1 and told George" Dubya, you better get the G-men to arrest that man in the red suit...he's promoting Gambling within our borders"! |
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char1984
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10.12.2007, 03:31 |
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but his red suit is so fascinating... |
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char1984
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10.12.2007, 05:46 |
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All he could do is sit and stare..... |
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