A CRUSHER CHRISTMAS STORY - Winners Announced!

Posts: 1740 · Posted: 12.12.2007, 05:48

meanwhile Bower and Spook came running across the floor with their hands full of coins and all of a sudden....

Posts: 398 · Posted: 12.12.2007, 07:00

notLOL decided time use her flyin skills and get the rubber slot doll outta there....

Posts: 2787 · Posted: 12.12.2007, 08:30

as quick as a wink and as quiet as a whisper, she whisked that doll away to a place more appropiate. OC smiled for she knew where that doll had gone...to the president's bedroom, to promote good feelings....The president cried out, we must all.....

Posts: 654 · Posted: 12.12.2007, 09:27

gather back here in the corner, men! Laura, honey, would you fix me my laxative drink tonight? I feel so full of it!"

When Lara left the room, the two senators, George, Cheney, and Henry Kissinger squatted down in the corner and put their heads together in a circle.

Mumblings could be heard and an occassional giggle from SOME man, and at last they all stood up.

They gathered around the plane's round table and George took out a deck of cards and started shuffling.

When Laura got back with Dubya's whatever shitty drink, she saw the poker cards and eeked shrilly.

"Oh, Laura!" Cheney growled. "We're not gambling. We're naming each card with the name of some terrorist and putting rewards on who brings us their body's!"

George's shoulders had been shaking up and down as he was laughing about something outside the window, until he heard Cheney.

"Whoa, boy", George said, "Dick, you can't talk to my wife that way!"

Cheney looked back at George and quipped, "Listen, boy! You wouldn't be the first friend I've shot!"

Laura fainted.

Posts: 1825 · Posted: 12.12.2007, 10:02

The men gathered around Laura with their hands full of quarters.
"Now wait a minute you men!" George yelled.

"You can't just...

Posts: 484 · Posted: 12.12.2007, 10:46

"You can't just take advantage of Laura like that, just because she is unconcious....besides, we have other business to tend to. We have to find a use for these quarters." Cheney became enraged at Dubya, and took aim at Dubya with his shotgun. Kissinger knowing for certai Cheney would miss Dubya and likely hit him instead, fell to the floor on top of laura and yelled, "-----------------------------------------"

Posts: 2787 · Posted: 12.12.2007, 13:45

"Who was the idiot that loaded that gun? I knew I should never have come after finding out that Dubya signs things without reading them. now I have Cheney to face as well. NO pictures, please!!!!!!! My wife is gonna kill me as it is. " To which Dubya responded......

Posts: 3276 · Posted: 12.12.2007, 23:23

Kiss off kissinger before Laura starts liking you and I shoot ya.Now let's take care of business here in Crusherville before we lose billions in taxes.

Posts: 1825 · Posted: 12.12.2007, 23:24

"I was meaning to tell you about this and now seems the perfect time to show you this picture."

He pulls out a photograph from his inside pocket and shows it to Cheney.
Cheney stares in disbelief at the photograph and says...

Posts: 50 · Posted: 12.12.2007, 23:55

I can't believe my Laura would do that! Not my Laura! As he reached for his gun and yelled .........

Connie Smile

Posts: 846 · Posted: 13.12.2007, 02:17

Maw, who had been hiding a secret love of Al, became very jealous of Al's rubber dolls, but even more jealous of the female outfit he was wearing....she had worn something similar many new year eve's ago...but her anger was not noticed because ALW had hit the rubber doll jackpost when thousands of quarters starting pouring out of the rubber doll's....we'll you get the idea.....

Posts: 398 · Posted: 13.12.2007, 02:32

allight wrote: › Maw, who had been hiding a secret love of Al, became very jealous of Al's rubber dolls, but even more jealous of the female outfit he was wearing....she had worn something similar many new year eve's ago...but her anger was not noticed because ALW had hit the rubber doll jackpost when thousands of quarters starting pouring out of the rubber doll's....we'll you get the idea.....

well of course it was like the doll was puking up quarters.......just with no slim....beautiful shiney quarters.........

Posts: 1740 · Posted: 13.12.2007, 08:22

There was quarters everywhere and everyone started diving on top of each other grabbing for coins when all of a sudden al screamed...MAW YOUR BOOTS ARE IN....

Posts: 3276 · Posted: 13.12.2007, 16:17

......Dubya's crotch.You're making me jealous.Quit your teasing and let's.........

Posts: 2787 · Posted: 13.12.2007, 19:09

get spinning...there's moola to be won. Dubya know crushers can be quite supportive, if the cause is just right, so he said to them all......