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PostPosted: 18.07.2014, 23:18 Reply with quoteBack to top

Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds" fee on money they already know you don't have?

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PostPosted: 21.07.2014, 04:13 Reply with quoteBack to top

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

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PostPosted: 21.07.2014, 11:29 Reply with quoteBack to top

What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

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PostPosted: 21.07.2014, 18:55 Reply with quoteBack to top

Are part-time band leaders semi-conductors?

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Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?

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PostPosted: 22.07.2014, 17:10 Reply with quoteBack to top

Why do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage?

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PostPosted: 22.07.2014, 19:12 Reply with quoteBack to top

How do a fool and his money GET together?

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Why do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

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PostPosted: 23.07.2014, 02:41 Reply with quoteBack to top

In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?

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PostPosted: 24.07.2014, 03:16 Reply with quoteBack to top

People that say they want the truth and then don't want to listen to it!!!

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If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

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Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

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If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?

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why are there locks on the doors of businesses that are open 24 hours?

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Why do black olives come in cans and green olives come in jars?

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