TODAY's THOUGHT - Mon. Dec 11

Posts: 2913 · Posted: 11.12.2006, 13:37

Good morning, PCers!

Over the weekend, I was leafing through a nature book while waiting for a headache to go away. (I know. I should have been getting those way-too-late November contests results posted.)

Anyway, while reading about the octopus, I found myself thinking that there is really such a thing as being too polite. When the male octopus wants to give his mate a little more than just a kiss, he uses one of his ten arms to politely hand over to her a "handful" of his sperm. She then inserts the sperm into her own body.

There's something to be said for being human.

Have a happy and prosperous week in the next seven days!

Your PokerGuru

Posts: 89 · Posted: 11.12.2006, 13:50

those 10 arms must be lovely when you are intimate,but the rest of your story Very Happy

.........glad not to be an octopus

dear greetings to all Very Happy

Posts: 1825 · Posted: 11.12.2006, 19:44

Well that keeps it clean and simple. Can you imagine getting all tangled up in all those 20 arms while tring to make babies? I mean they could really get knotted up and die! ROFL

Posts: 2913 · Posted: 11.12.2006, 19:48

LMAO! Oh, Valeria! Who but you would think of such a possibility?

Very true as well, however. LOL

Guru

Posts: 496 · Posted: 11.12.2006, 22:46

Well ..Well ..Well..

HMMM .. Can you imagine if that female was a NYPHO?

SHE BE BLOADED FROM .....RETAINING SPERM NOT WATER

AND HE WOULD BE 1 DRIED UP OCTOPUS!

OH MY...THE ADVANTAGES... OF BEING A HUMAN NYPHO FEMALE IS ?...

NO MALE NEEDED...BUT A FEW BATTERIES ARE REQUIRED!!

THE DISADVANTAGES ...

UMMMM...HMMMM ...WELL .. WHEN I THINK OF 1 I'LL POST IT !!

JUST KIDDING LOL

Posts: 239 · Posted: 12.12.2006, 05:41

that is a very strange and interesting thought hehe.i am glad im not octopuss!!

Posts: 1825 · Posted: 12.12.2006, 06:24

mojo you sneaky little devil you... I love what you have added to your post.. or if it was put in earlier I am sorry I didn't notice it sooner

Quote: › Best thing about being a Crusher,
As 2006 finally ends .....
Is still Being a Crusher,
As 2007 begins....

WHO COULD ASK FOR ANYTHING BETTER...

Posts: 2913 · Posted: 12.12.2006, 10:13

It was there all along, Valeria. Isn't it wonderful?

Mojo is amazing. And also, her sense of humor cannot be beat.

Your Guru

Posts: 2913 · Posted: 12.12.2006, 10:23

P.S. Not exactly ALL along, but in her last couple of posts. I didn't see her post 2 above until I had hit submit.

Mojo, your last post here is absolutely hilarious. It also makes me worry a little bit, on behalf of myself, as well as ALL men. I wish we could think the same way,but for us, females will always be necessary!

Your Guru

Posts: 496 · Posted: 13.12.2006, 03:11

My added little poem..well..

I AM PROBABLY A MEMBER AT EVERY GAMBLING FORUM THERE IS ONLINE...CASINO,POKER AND BINGO ..IM SERIOUS

AND I HAVE TO SAY THAT ...NO OTHER FORUM ONLINE EVEN COMES CLOSE TO CASINO OR POKER CRUSH!!

I'VE BEEN A MEMBER SINCE FEB 2004 ...

AND I PERSONALLY LOOK FOWARD TO ANOTHER YEAR WITH OUR ONLINE CRUSHER FAMILY!!

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GURU...

AND HERE I THOUGHT MEN WOULD THINK THERE HANDS WOULD BE NECESSARY... NOT A FEMALE

HEE HEE

Posts: 2053 · Posted: 13.12.2006, 12:20

MOJO YOU ARE SO RIGHT, BEING A MEMBER OF MANY MANY FORUMS MYSELF; AS I KNOW YOU KNOW LOL, I CAN SAY THAT PC & CC ARE DEFINATELY THE BEST wink

Posts: 1825 · Posted: 13.12.2006, 23:01

I also am a member of many forums but CC and PC are the only ones I visit about 15 times a day. The others *yawn* about once a month lol

Posts: 2053 · Posted: 14.12.2006, 02:03

LMAOOOOOOOO same here VAL wink

Posts: 654 · Posted: 17.12.2006, 01:53

Ditto what my good friends above have said. But I have almost stopped visiting all the others!

When you are happy where you are, after having been "around" a good while, you can't help but have sense enough to know that the grass is greenest right where you are!

I would also like to say to our Guru: Thank you for being the icing on the cake to make Poker-Crush just right!

royalblush

Posts: 2053 · Posted: 17.12.2006, 15:07

AMEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!