MEN & WOMEN

Posts: 2053 · Posted: 14.08.2008, 18:19

A Woman's Poem

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door.
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to 'how big is my behind?'
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.

A Man's Poem

I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with
huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course,
and loves to send me fishing and drinking. This
doesn't rhyme and I don't give a *please do not swear*.
The End

Posts: 1740 · Posted: 14.08.2008, 18:25

That was great Rainbow Laughing

Posts: 2913 · Posted: 14.08.2008, 18:30

No comment. ladies, except to remind you that is not the prayer of all of us.

Your Guru

Posts: 1192 · Posted: 14.08.2008, 21:44

I stiill have faith that chivalrey is neither dead or forgotten by some men Guru its just really nice to see it in action great poems rainbow thanks for the insight

Posts: 2913 · Posted: 15.08.2008, 00:04

Thank you, m'lady.

I am, however, saddened that so many HAVE forgotten the great pleasure that accompanies honorable actions.

But keep the optimistic faith, MsFilly, and keep your standards high. You will be rewarded by finding yourself surrounded by honorable friends. As you probably already are.

I am quite pleased with the great number of true gentlemen and gentlewomen we have as PC members.