Poker joke

Posts: 80 · Posted: 22.04.2006, 03:48

The Last Straw

Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest and drops dead at the table. Showing respect for their fallen comrade, the other five complete their playing time standing up.

Roberts looks around and asks, "Now, who is going to tell the wife?"

They draw straws. Rippington, who is always a loser, picks the short one. They tell him to be discreet, be gentle, don't make a bad situation any worse than it is.

"Gentlemen! Discreet? I'm the most discreet man you will ever meet. Discretion is my middle name, leave it to me."

Rippington walks over to the Smith house, knocks on the door, the wife answers, asks what he wants.

Rippington says, "Your husband just lost $500 playing cards."

She hollers, "TELL HIM TO DROP DEAD!"

Rippington says, "I'll tell him.

Posts: 654 · Posted: 22.04.2006, 08:51

leifen, my friend ~

Very, very funny joke!!!

Now let me tell you a funny, too: (almost as funny as the joke):
You and notLOL must read the same newsletters, magazines, or whatever the source of that joke, because she told it, too, and on the same day as you!!!

So now I'm not sure who the joke is on! LMAO

But thanks for the double laugh! We don't often get 2 laughs from just 1 joke!!!

royalblush

Posts: 129 · Posted: 24.04.2006, 05:48

I'm in the Twilight Zone... deja vu... but it's still funny as all get out reading it the second time!!! Very Happy