Poker story CONTEST (ends Oct. 30)

Posts: 2913 · Posted: 05.10.2006, 12:44

Okay, gang, I am running a little late, but here's the plan:

As soon as I finish posting this new contest for October, I will have some coffee and then start posting the winners for September. Thank you for your patience. You won't have to wait much longer to know who won what in September!

NOW FOR THIS ONE: Let's just have some fun for a change. Let's make up a never-ending poker story that will have to end on October 30th.

I will start it out, then the next poster add as much as you want, and the next poster start where that one left off and add more to the story.

You know how fishermen tell big stories. Well, you can make this one as outrageous as you want to so we can prove that poker players can tell them as well as fishermen! Make as many posts as you wish. Each person pick up the story where the last person left off and keep the story going.

Thanks to Char1984 for this contest idea!!!!!

One of the prizes will be $30 Neteller cash. That will be the first name drawn from my humidor. Everybody who posts gets their name put in as many times as they post and add more to the story. (That is my big idea. LOL) Other prizes will be PC points that you can exchange for cash when you win another cash prize contest.

Usual contest rules apply.

Okay, let me get this Unending Poker Story started:

One evening when I was bored, I decided to invite a bunch of friends over for the coming weekend for a weekend-long poker party, with everybody free to come and go as they please, sitting in or sitting out when they want to. The first one to arrive Friday evening was.......

Posts: 846 · Posted: 05.10.2006, 19:36

....Beckie who brought along her entire softball league to sit on the rail and root her on, knowing she needed ANY advantage she could get to take on the poker guru. Needless to say, Guru's home was already very full with people and only the first player had arrived. Things got even more crowded when....

Posts: 496 · Posted: 05.10.2006, 23:11

Allight showed up with his little group from a sex education class he is taking. Poker Guru had to tell him numerous times that we were not gonna play poker with his naked lady deck. Thats when

mojojds

Posts: 127 · Posted: 05.10.2006, 23:14

Things got even more crowded when....

Allight parachuted in, necessitated by the streets being blocked for miles by Beckie's railbirding ballers. Not to be outdone, allight brought along the 67th Tactical Fighter Squadron "Fighting Cocks" for ground support........

Posts: 505 · Posted: 05.10.2006, 23:19

when suddenly...the Poker Guru appeared in Maw's red boots!!! Shocked

Allight took one look at them and said....

Posts: 127 · Posted: 06.10.2006, 01:47

"Holy Rub-A-Dubs! I knew I was under-dressed." With that, there was a knock at the door.....

Posts: 1825 · Posted: 06.10.2006, 03:02

Who do you think showed up but ALL the people from Casino-Crush!
The party really started going as they all brought along food and drinks.
Since there was no more room in the house many brought along card tables, poker chips and decks of cards. They all decided to play a marathon poker game like at the WSOP!

Ater much noise, disorganization and teasing ribbing at the Guru for coming up with this idea in the first place.. the tables were set, the cards on the table, food served and drinks consumed the marathon party was about to begin when....

Posts: 654 · Posted: 06.10.2006, 05:14

a police car screeched to a stop on the circular drive right at the front door and on one side out stepped a uniformed officer and on the other side out jumped a barefoot MAW, pointing and screaming, "...............

Posts: 1253 · Posted: 06.10.2006, 06:15

"Officer there are my thigh high pointed toe high heeled boots! The PokerGuru is wearing them?" Shocked

roflmaooooo

(didn't realize the Guru was that kinda guy, I thought possibly a nice black shiny staledo was more his style Embarassed

sorry Guru hehee)

When all of a sudden Valeria bolted out of the house with ....

Posts: 1825 · Posted: 06.10.2006, 08:45

her whip cracking in the air with dbuckler running bare-assed across the yard in front of her yelling "I HAVE A ROYAL FLUSH!!!! EVERYONE STRIP!!"
Royalblush and OrangeCrush were in hysterics rolling on the ground in laughter at this scene. OC finally peed her pants from laughing so hard and yelling "OMG! OMG! OMG!"

Royalblush stumbled to her feet yelling .....

Posts: 1253 · Posted: 06.10.2006, 12:40

(oh great the Guru's in womens boots and I peed my pants and this is just the beginning of the month Shocked

)

roflmaoooo

Posts: 654 · Posted: 06.10.2006, 18:14

What a strange thinge that was for RoyalBlush to say, but it could probably be explained by........

Posts: 505 · Posted: 06.10.2006, 19:00

the special mix that Mojo put in her lemonade...meanwhile...while Maw was trying to get her boots back......

Posts: 127 · Posted: 06.10.2006, 22:18

OC whipped out her headset and microphone and started doing live commentary for......you guessed it....ESPeein'. Will the tournament be overshadowed by this unexpected boot scandal? The camera crew scrambles to find maw......

Posts: 496 · Posted: 07.10.2006, 00:46

But find somthing else very interesting....3 bags of Fish Net Pantyhose....(crotchless of course) But 1 of the bags is empty. As the camera men proceeded to tell OC about there discovery ,they noticed Darrin6 squirming on the ground trying to put them pantyhose on. OMG the camera man said darrin looks like......

mojojds