Poker Guru Presents: SOME WOULD THINK STRANGE Sat 13th

Posts: 2913 · Posted: 13.05.2006, 11:01

Guess which city in the USA has the greatest number of churches per capita:

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You guessed it! LAS VEGAS, baby!

Posts: 398 · Posted: 15.05.2006, 17:36

i actually do not find it strange....go figure....me not thinkin the strange...being strange.....ha ha ha ah...... i just figure churches are necessary in sin city, which recently i found out ...thats las vegases nickname.....lol...thank you for the confirming of another thought.

Posts: 127 · Posted: 17.05.2006, 15:56

Very interesting. I wonder if anyone has ever built a church in LV that looked really bad from the road ON PURPOSE, to attract donations from good samaritans who hit it big? .... nah nobody would go that far Embarassed

Posts: 1825 · Posted: 17.05.2006, 23:36

Yes and you can hire people to look like Elvis to marry you... this is a church or is it another way to make $$$$$ ?

Posts: 2913 · Posted: 18.05.2006, 07:16

notLOL wrote: › i actually do not find it strange....go figure....me not thinkin the strange...being strange.....ha ha ha ah...... i just figure churches are necessary in sin city, which recently i found out ...thats las vegases nickname.....lol...thank you for the confirming of another thought.

Dear notLOL,

I am not in the least surprised, my very thoughtful friend.

Thank you for posting!

Your PokerGuru

Posts: 2913 · Posted: 18.05.2006, 07:24

darrin6 wrote: › Very interesting. I wonder if anyone has ever built a church in LV that looked really bad from the road ON PURPOSE, to attract donations from good samaritans who hit it big? .... nah nobody would go that far Embarassed

Darrin,

LMAO! I love reading your posts, my man! You do DO your thinking for and by yourself, don't you? Always just the right amount of humor and reality.....just like Life!

Thank you for posting, friend. Not only are you an excellent scholar of poker on the expert level, but you always, as do you all, GIVE ME A BOOST when you care enough to post a reply to anything I might say. Seriously, it means a lot to me.

Keep 'em comin'!

P.S. Do you work a night shift or are you just an early riser? Have encountered you on this site in the VERY early hours.

Your proud PokerGuru

Posts: 2913 · Posted: 18.05.2006, 07:32

valeria wrote: › Yes and you can hire people to look like Elvis to marry you... this is a church or is it another way to make $$$$$ ?

What a high-level group of thinkers my readers are! It makes me very humble to realize I am also your poker teacher/guru!

You make me proud, Valeria, for a variety of reasons, one of them being that no one can deny that you are one sharp cookie!

Thank you for posting your thoughts. Nothing makes me sadder than to see my posts ignored. But then nothing makes me happier than seeing them responded to by folks of your calibre!

Please keep your posts a'coming. Both here and at the LESSONS thread!

Your happy PokerGuru

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You're apt to see me scratching around at all hours. I have worked on the road for years up until the last few months. The job market, and I use the term loosely, around here is terrible.

My wife is a hairdresser and luckily for me she's damn good. I carried the team in the early 90's during the lean years while she built her client base. She's carrying the torch now which is allowing me to comfortably pursue different options. So basically, I just ran you around the world to say that I am currently unemployed LOL.

Posts: 718 · Posted: 25.05.2006, 06:36

Hi,

Isnt Vegas known also as Sin City Question

No wonder there are so many

churches Laughing

I would think that people who loose it all at the

Casinos go and pray that their spouses wont put them in the dog

house Laughing

sisters

Posts: 398 · Posted: 26.05.2006, 03:24

ummmm.....wouldnt being married by elvis , create the aura of an imposter marriage?

Posts: 398 · Posted: 26.05.2006, 03:30

oh oh ok i figured it out......an impersonator marriage.....well stilll when and if i do enter the holy matrimony......i will not create a holey or wholey hole impersonator type thing. really kinda warping my brain thinkin people make money of hiring a personator to marry them....now that i found strange.....whew gotta wipe the thoughts clean from my brain.....

do they jim morrison, bob dillon, or hey janis joplin ....marrying people as welllllll????? wowoh wow.

Posts: 505 · Posted: 27.05.2006, 04:16

Who woulda thunk it Laughing

I would think Utah :-)

Posts: 2913 · Posted: 29.05.2006, 13:10

sisters ....That is too funny - and maybe too true.

notLOL ....Get a bit of rest now, hun.

Beckie .....You know, Beckie, I think I would have guessed Utah, too.

Funny how our minds can react so many different ways to a single fact. I guess that is why no two poker players will ever play the same hand exactly the same way.

I love reading your all's thoughts in action.

Your amused/entertained
PokerGuru

Posts: 398 · Posted: 30.05.2006, 20:48

ok ill get a rest what ever thats suppose to mean.....seee u when i get a rest......night night day days

to me that means go back quiet!!!! so see ya when i do

Posts: 654 · Posted: 31.05.2006, 04:57

notLOL ~

Even I know what our PokerGuru meant by his statement to you. It is probably obvious to everybody but you, which seems to always be true of all of us in similar circumstances.

I think (in my own opinion, now) it means that he has taken you under his wing as someone special, keeps an eye on your online work without stalking (just notices), and feels a real concern for you when he thinks you are working too hard and deserve a break. Like about one good night's sleep!

I think you are ptetty darn special, too!

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