OLD People

Posts: 2053 · Posted: 07.12.2008, 19:44

OLD people have problems that you haven't even considered yet!
>
> An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part
of his
> physical exam.
>
> The doctor gave the man a jar and said, 'Take this jar home and bring
back a
> semen sample
> tomorrow.'
>
>
> The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and
gave him
> the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.
>
>
> The doctor asked what happened and the man explained, 'Well, doc,
it's like this
> - first I
> tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but
still
> nothing.
>
>
> Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with
her
> left , still nothing.
>
> S he tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth
out,
> still nothing.
>
>
> We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with
both
> hands, then an
> armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still
nothing.
>
>
> The doctor was shocked! 'You asked your neighbor?'
>
>
The old man replied, 'Yep, none of us could get the jar open.